Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!

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Oh well. Here goes!

Fancy. Mine are 17,15,15,9. 1 and 3 have lovely gf's. (For now!) DS 2 however is nicknamed Casanova and has a penchant for girls far older than him. I'm much happier with the stable girlfriends. I don't trust #2 an inch.

He's so bored, do you think he's thinking of having a quick one off the wrist fainting, just for something to do

not sorry

That sounds like a handful comtess, I doubt DS will be a casanova, he's quite geeky. DD still thinks boys are a pain in the arse (except for Dog & her brother, which is quite sweet)

Ooh Fancy yes that'll do it. I'm hoping for a rerun tonight but will probably have a dream about descaling the kettle or some such.

Elk, what's the update on the hot beardy friend? Is he still hot and beardy?

I know I should be in bed. But that's an effort in itself. I'm BAD about being home alone without civilising element of MrC. And I hate sleeping in a cold bed.

I'm sure he is elk and I bet he'll be thinking of you & comtess while he does it

There's a @taxigal45 on twitter! Not one of you lot is she?

Oof! fancy

Hot beardy brother of friend continues hot and beardy. His wife also continues to be increasingly PG!

Fortunately not seen him in a while

Dd is right Fancy. Sweet mini wenching too.

Elk. Do you find it difficult being not sorry on twatter where it seems that people are actually rather respectful? I find it hard on occasion I must say......

No not me.

I can offer you two cats to help with the empty bed situ? After 10 minutes they'll leave you with so little room you'll feel like there's a whole garrison of Musketeers in there with you. And they fight every morning on my bed after my alarm goes off until I get up.

Cf bell end on Tumblr etc. Ref respectful. It's very sweet of them I think.

Please make me go to bed? Tell me off someone!?!

Go to bed comtess!

Shall go myself, have decorators arriving at 8am tomorrow, so need to be up, dressed & organised & not wafting around in my pj's when they get here.

@night all

FFS

'Night all

thank you! Just what I needed. A good old fashioned Mum Shout.

Ooh. Decorators. Exciting. All fancy at Fancy's house for Christmas then.

Night .

Morning.
Sorry to hear about uni/gf woes Comtesse :( such a hard time for them (and you)
I realised at 3 am that I forgot to tell the dr 2 quite important things so will phone his sec today.
I know I'm being a twat....I've had 2 babies with no pain relief ffs!
But....this proceedure freaks me out.
Sigh.
I knew this would happen...I so needed this done ASAP. I am terrible when I have time to think about stuff...

My two boys are 11 and 6 so I figure I have a while before I have to deal with this stuff...that being said, ds2 (6) has already proposed to a girl in his class. She has accepted and - in a great result for me - they are going to live at her mums house! :)
Ds1 (11) doesn't really like girls. My Dhs god daughter has got a bit of a thing for him which is quite hilarious to watch. She follows him around like a puppy.
Must do some housework today instead of sitting on the sofa googling medical procedures!

Morning.
My 2 are the same age as Badvoc's and have the same views of girls.

I STILL can't quite get over the fact that NONE of us are any closer to meeting TM. Yet these fenches all over the world seem to be highlighting their rendez-vous, endlessly, and shoving them in Sparkle's face / on twatter all the friggin time.

We need a PLAN

Missing the Beards.
Badly.
Grow back, grow back, for S3......

Morning.

Ermmmmmm....Fancy, can you give a vague idea of which part of the country you are a governor in? Just using compass points.

Day off today. 9 mile run! Get your kit off on, Santi.

I know what you mean about Twitter & it all being highly respectable. My convo last night ended when I pointed out that he would just have to stay horizontal forever. Oops. Funny how what's not blinked at in the Tav doesn't seem to be quite as de rigeur in RL.

Loves the Flopsy Bongs . And her number 2 donkey who is a little shit.
Really likes it when Anne comes in, all giggly after a drink or two.
And please stop this nonsense re Santi, being only 5' 7''. what a load of tripe!!

Morning wenches.

Santi is taller than 5'7".

www.celebheights.com/s/Santiago-Cabrera-46929.html

Around 1.83m or 5'11-6' depending on where you look.

Comtess thank you and hope you aren't in pain from the run today.

I'm still poorly and have a grumpy mini minty. It's going to be one of those days I think!

Badvoc Mrminty had sedation for his endoscopy and remembers nothing.

OK she has replied to say 5 ft 11 may be stretching it a bit but she may be a terrible judge of stature. I am clinging to that. Does she not realise the angst and many hours of googling she has caused me?

Sorry...Fabulous bongs Flopsy

Morning wenches.

What a load of tripe made me Obs.

There's only one thing for it. I'll go and stand next to him, really really closely. In fact, if we lie down, it'd be easier to gauge height that way. And at the end of the day, I can always slouch. Or kneel.

Fancy I'll be stealing gift ideas etc around Christmas and birthday times. I've got a 13 year old DS who's on the geeky side.

Do I try to get my washing machine fixed or just sack it off and get a new one?

Morning everyone.

Decorator is here and started already. I was up, showered & washed hair & dressed in time

But I don't have enough milk in the house to keep him supplied with tea all day. Epic fail, as the kids no longer say (according to DS), so will need to go to the shops later.