Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!

[CarolSinger200]

Oh well. Here goes!

it would be hypocritical of me to be sizeist. I'm a dinky 5ft2.

Comtess this Friday night thing. Now surely they're already out at 9 pm & don't want to be picked up as early as 10pm?

badders can you discuss options for pain relief? (I saw your other thread)

Isn't it too early to be discussing breaking up though comtesse, I'm assuming it's a September/October start?

5'7"! No chance. I've been looking through some Merlin photos (no need to thank me, it was my duty and incidentally my pleasure) and he looks to be similar in height to the actors who play Gawain, Arthur and Merlin. They're all 6' ish (unless they all lie on IMDb).

Sorry was tapping away madly and didn't see your post Bads.

I know you're really worried. But it's important because otherwise it wouldn't be scheduled. Please think v carefully.

Maybe she was so overcome she just lost all capacity to function? It's the only way I can explain it.

But it has made me RESOLVE to see for myself. Soon.

Oh yes. On Graham Norton. Actually, that's a point! Could be time for a renewed Twitter campaign. OHHHHHHHHHHH Christmas special ready for 2 Jan S2!!!! Am going to tweet tomorrow when their office will be open.

Madame that song is fabulous. #WenchPower

Sparks the trouble is multiple drop offs and then having to drive back to get back on time. It's often 830 then I've got another drop off then trying to get home. Fucking nuisance tbf.

We've been discussing suitable 'square bear' outfits for driving test to convince examiner that he's 1) not a racer boy and 2) not prone to shagging profligately in cars

Mouse yes it is faaaar to early for the stay or split up stuff. But it seems to have rattled him.

He could have been hunching over sparks, you know so he wasn't towering over her.

He honestly doesn't look any shorter than 5"11.

comtesse- Well, they have almost a year to work all this out. By the time summer comes round they'll have a better idea of whether it's going to work or not and where DS1 wants to go.

That's all true Mouse but I think he's just got all irrational because he's so uptight with his work/mocks after Christmas/driving test etcetera etc. Hate ructions tho. Just like it all serene with them all happy. .

Santi is deffo not 5'7. That's ridiculous. Look at his legs!!! < dribbles over Sunday brunch leg action>.

There's been a big mistake.

Maybe it was one of those fake exploding Aramis's? Wrongly sized?

Dear me, getting FancyKids off to bed might involve less tears and tantrums as they get older, but it doesn't seem to get any quicker, just later in the evening. Not helped by DD watching I'mNotAFuckingCelebrity every night and picking the most complicated after school club possible.

elk I like you too, but I'm not a writer, more an admirer of fic

anne thanks for the heads up for Sunday, will try to join in & hope for no interruptions & agree with your fench conspiracy theory

letus sorry to hear about the washing machine

comtess not sure everyone agrees with you re: my diplomatic skills judging by the face of the LA chappie when I admitted to checking out all the social media pages of the applicants for our Headteacher vacancy! Apparently it's frowned on to do that, but we'd look like a right bunch of twats if our new Head's Facebook account was full of pictures of underage Thai ladyboys.

Want a non verbal toddler and a loud, highly mobile baby instead? I'll take the angsty teens for a bit.

You see that's what attracted me to this place - *comtess has just ordered me to look at Santi's legs.

Ooh mouse, think you deserve a drink yourself with that combination!

Thanks fancy, mines a bushmills black over ice.

And with that, I'm off to bed. Night wenches, ilya.

Fancy . The leg spreadage from Santi is one of the things I will temporarily stop TomPeeping for. Just. I'm with you on the late evenings thing. I've still not had my dinner. I just cannot be arsed now.

Mouse, the angst is almost enough to make me consider a swap. But you do have to take all 4. That's a deal breaker. . The big three look about the same age as your lovely DH .

Now there's a very suggestively positioned microphone....if only it were higher up his thigh

naughty Elk!

not sorry

Night mouse

Fuck me. FENCH CITY on twatter.

No dinner yet?! You're more hardcore than me comtess! Although by now I'd just have raided the cupboard for anything quick and edible. If I could I'd send you some of the chocolate butterfly cakes I made this evening, but this is as good as it can get .

My DS is 14, he's not at the girlfriend stage yet, but I know it's coming and it makes me nervous!

Elk that pic is fucking hilarious!

He's sooooooo bored isn't he.

But the grip is. Well. Suggestive.

not sorry

elk

that dream must have been truly norty then comtess to have that reaction The most embarrassed I've ever felt after a dream has been when it was about a good friend. I could barely look at him the next morning.