Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!

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Oh well. Here goes!

blardy 'ell fire wench, that must have taken you all night. Bloody well done mwah mwah mwah

Please make him TALL in it Elk

Night all.

Off to hayloft to collapse in heap and NOT drink anymore shitesip

Madame, Madame are you still here? None of Team A on FB at the mo & I need to wail with someone.

Thanks wenches, night all.

NOOOOORRRAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! I'm ready when you are. Porthos is already naked except for his boots and the ice cream is melting rapidly.

Just in from first Christmas party of the season. Under the influence.

Sparks has said it all few: the rota so welcome newbies.

Obs /Badders hope things go well/get better wenches.

New wenches take note: Sunday 9pm rewatch, the wine says Episode 5 The Homecoming - dreadlocks, so solid crew, exploding pumpkins.

I'll have an early night I thought. Read a book perhaps.

But no. Life has other plans for me.

I am sitting on my kitchen floor, draining the water out of my washing machine using the little emergency hose that comes out of the front of it. Also in my kitchen I have a basketful of wet, still soapy washing. Won't that smell lovely in the morning? FMWM.

I'm sorting this out and then I'm going up the Hayloft. Anyone welcome. Except you Vinnie.

Night wenches

Anne!!! it's great when youre pissed!

Sparks whhaaaattt? Your waterproof jacket isnt actually waterproof? Bastard jacket manufacturers!!!! (I am not THERE any more I'm afraid!!)

I am about to write a song on the MUSKETEER EMOTICON BEGGING THREAD. (FYI Anne - link below.) Please be kind and add more, better verses. Ahthangyew.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/2250971-All-We-want-for-Christmas-is-a-Fleur-De-Lys-AKA-The-Musketeers-are-back-and-the-wenches-are-pleading?msgid=51094508#51094508

Oh dear letus :(

He's a towering powerhouse Sparkle

OMG Elk make it good. I need it to be good.

Madame I have had a convo on Twitter this eve with my twitter colleague

Evening wenchery!

Just caught up on the thread and in life. Still haven't eaten tea. FMT.

List time;

1. LetUs AWFUL I've been there sooooo many times with the hose thing and the grey water. So sorry for you. FYWM.

2. Minty is a feckin genius. Totally loved the poem.

3. Fancy . I know why you're a governor now. Diplomatic. V skilful handling of the difficult Cardinal question. Many have fallen at that hurdle .

5. beautiful bongs as always Floppers.

Now for another

A) Badders you saucy piece! Afternoon husband action? On a Wednesday? . Did your mind flicker to the taxi at all?

Sparks - it's a conspiracy by the fenches to stop tall wenches stalking Santi. Fuck them. That is all.

Wonderful bongs flopsy & you have my admiration for organising a nativity play.

Am off to read Madame's song on the other thread

So did you get to have the chat with DS comtesse?

Sparks, calm down, breathe....IT IS OK. There's no FUCKING WAY he's 5ft7. He would look like a midget standing next to the others if he was. Was she wearing really big heels? Or very thick glasses? Or is she just a wazzock?

Ok....calm down Sparks, calm down......lets examine the 'facts'. In all the pics he seems to measure up to TB if anything TB looks a little shorter, but I didn't say that, right and Tom IS 6ft....I shall verify this personally on the 16th . So unless he's kept his Cubans on and is rocking a sneaky platform, I think you're safe - gun

Thank you fancy. Thank you anne for posting. Especially the French stuff, that was very good.

Am going to cancel the endoscopy.
I can't do it :(

He doesn't look 5ft7

Badders why, because you're really worried about the results, or because you're worried it will be painful?

Mouse. That wasn't even nearly outraged enough

Don't you need it done though Bads? Don't cancel it. You need to know the outcome. We will hold your hand.

You've all fucked off to bed haven't you?

So, I've been a bad mother this evening.

Ds4 had fractions homework which I not only explained using a chocolate orange from Christmas stash but also allowed him to eat just before bed. Naughty comtess.

Dh is away and 2 has an Xbox and tablet ban. Saw him on FIFA on iPad earlier. Pretended I hadn't seen. Naughty Comtess.

First son and heir made me run far too far and I've got shin splint on lhs at the mo anyway, so didn't want to but had to keep going. Fucking cold too.

Mouse, Elk, Sparks and Bads. All correct. Girl trouble with the lovely gf. It's all because he had an offer last week at the Uni she really doesn't want him to go to. Cos it's far away. And for similar reasons I don't want him their either. Cos it's fucking expensive travelling wise. So of course this has brought up the whole staying together/splitting up for uni horror fest which I was hoping wasn't happening til the actual results and decisions. So it's all v tricky, walking a tightrope. Arrggh.

He has driving test v soon. And now it's Fridays for S2 it's now OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE that he passes. Or I'm going miss the whole thing all the time.