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Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!

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CarolSinger200 · 02/12/2014 18:23

Oh well. Here goes!

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TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 03/12/2014 19:46

Red Wine and pepparkakor with blue cheese Smile

MadamedeChevreuse · 03/12/2014 19:58

Could it be girl trouble comtesse? Poor ds1.

ApriClausIsComingToTown · 03/12/2014 20:06

How do you all have such great dreams? I had a nightmare last night, someone grabbed me and dragged me off somewhere, and it wasn't a Musketeer. I was actually screaming and DH had to wake me up.

It's the final countdown!

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 03/12/2014 20:08

I reckon it's girl trouble.

Thank God, toddlermouse and babymouse are a bit off that yet. Though toddler has a crush on a coffee barista called 'Stefneeeeeee'.

We3KingyofOblomovAre · 03/12/2014 20:12

like Apricot, I can't understand how you all have such great TM dreams.

LetUsPrey · 03/12/2014 20:13

Evening wenches. Tired. Some nice MrWenches up thread. Have RBNR.

I don't know how these dreams happen either Apricot. I dreamt last night that DS2 had his school committee badge taken off him because it's only given to a student a week at a time (it's not BTW) and he was upset.

My washing machine seems to be trying to decide whether or not it should give up. Super.

Back laterz wenches

CarolSinger200 · 03/12/2014 20:23

Evening fellow wenches.

Had to work late tonight and am knackered so won't be hanging around tonight. Had dinner and my plan for the rest of the evening is bed and sleep.

Beardless Tom looks pretty but prefer the beard!

I gather the boys went off to do Steve Wright in the Afternoon show so we need to look out for that.

Will catch up properly tomorrow.

Night night!

XXX

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GoTellItToTheMavis · 03/12/2014 20:23

Evening all. Have RBNR much. This evening I appear to have put up 12 sets of Christmas lights. And I haven't done outside or the tree yet. Hmm My coat rack looks festive though Grin

Off to make a cup of tea. I'm 101 days of no alcohol today which is quite a result for me. I do appear to have replaced Wine with Cake though. Hmm

MrsPepperMintonCandyCane · 03/12/2014 20:27

www.arewethere.yt/Musketeers-return-/16415.htm

Ta da!!!

SantisLittleHelper · 03/12/2014 20:31

I tell you what has made me lol a bit today. Twitter is awash with pics etc from that press conf & I haven't seen a single glimpse of any of the women characters apart from one Salt posted of herself Hmm Grin

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 03/12/2014 20:37

That countdown is awesome

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 03/12/2014 20:44

Awash with press conf pics?

I've only seen a couple....sparks, where are you looking?

MadamedeChevreuse · 03/12/2014 20:44

Evening mavis, letus, carolina.

If you have the energy later, please post on this thread begging mn for a musketeers emoticon, ahthengyew...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/2250971-All-We-want-for-Christmas-is-a-Fleur-De-Lys-AKA-The-Musketeers-are-back-and-the-wenches-are-pleading?msgid=51094508#51094508

MadamedeChevreuse · 03/12/2014 20:45

Awww, bless you mavis.

NonnyMouseMcNamechange · 03/12/2014 20:49

For Norah, because she pesters and pesters and pesters...

Lots of plot and no smut because frankly I'm still in recovery from the Taxi ride and I can't compete.

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Kate made her way through the gardens, brushing her hand idly through the herbs then raising it to her face to inhale the scent. She heard them before she saw them - a hum of chatter and gossip coming from the gathering beside the trees. Servants were setting out food and wine, musketeers standing discretely to one side. She scanned the group briefly, noting who stood in which cluster, who was watching whom, and then moved quietly to the back: observing and listening to the conversations. Several of the ladies peeled off from their groups and joined her.
"Any letters recently then Lady Caitlyn?"
She flicked a glance sideways "Should I have had any?"
"Well he's been gone, what, two and a half weeks now?" The tone was courteous, but the accompanying smile malicious.
"I can't imagine that there is much time for writing letters on exercise. He'll be back in due course." They stood watching her in silence for a few moments, then rejoined their groups, disappointed to have provoked so little reaction. Kate resigned herself to another afternoon of tedium as the surrounding conversation turned to the latest fashions.

Lady Ana listened to Kate's run-down of the day's gossip. "Nothing of note then. Has there been any news regarding your betrothal?"
She shook her head. "No idea, it's barely been a month, has the Queen mentioned it?"
"In passing. Maybe I should make my own enquiries.... Oh well. What about the marriage contracts?"
Kate shrugged "It seems a bit pointless until the Cardinal has agreed that there are no obstacles. Though I ought to go back anyway - it's that time of year. I'll need to check through the accounts, generally show my face."
Lady Ana nodded. "Well you'll need permission - and in the circumstances I doubt her majesty will allow you to travel unless you take an escort - you'd better give Captain Treville advance warning."

----

Norah sighed "Crewel work on linen over silk taffeta? Really? So, nothing new at all."
Her shop was closed and they were leaning over the cutting table swapping news.
"I think it was the patterns they were admiring to be honest, or maybe the colour. The combination of materials isn't exactly radical.... Oh - did Meg pick up her dress?"
"Yes, she was sooo excited. She says she's going to save it for the dance."
Kate looked dismayed. "Oh lord - I promised to go this year - I'm going to have to be unexpectedly on duty that night I think." Norah looked puzzled. "I'm not convinced about the wisdom of going to the dance with the stable lads, given the circumstances..."
"Oh yes, what with you being newly respectable and all" Norah smirked. "When have you ever cared what was 'appropriate'?!"
"Until the Cardinal has approved the betrothal, 'appropriate' suddenly seems a very sensible course of action. I don't like how often I see Rochefort hanging about these days." Norah flinched and shot Kate a guilty glance. Should she warn Kate about Rochefort's assault? "And equally, there's no point arguing with me about wedding dresses until then." She pushed back from the table. "I should go, I'll see you later. Thanks for the food."

"Kate...?" Norah looked suddenly scared, ashamed.
She sat back down, warily "What?"
"Rochefort..." Norah forced his name out "He tried... I mean - he didn't... I..." her voice tailed off "He tried to rape me" she blurted it out, then bit down on her lower lip, not daring to look at Kate. "It was a while ago - before your whole betrothal thing. I don't think he knows who I am - he didn't recognise me when he followed you in here." she mumbled.
Kate sat opposite her - very still, her face unreadable. Norah quailed slightly "I'm sorry - it doesn't matter, I shouldn't have..."
Kate fought against the mounting emotions - beyond furious with Rochefort, livid with herself for not having noticed something was wrong. "Do you want me to kill him for you?" Norah gaped, she'd expected sympathy and support, and whilst she knew Kate's reputation for being handy with a knife, she hadn't taken it overly seriously. "Does Porthos know?"
Norah breathed out, feeling on safer ground again. "Yes, but not that it was Rochefort. Though his friends do. I can't tell him Kate, he'll try to.. kill him..." her voice tailed off again. Kate looked every bit as likely to try and kill Rochefort too at this point.
Kate sighed "I'm sorry, you were wanting sympathy and emotional support weren't you? But can you use a knife?"
Norah nodded "That's how I got away from him - I just, I don't know. I wanted to warn you. I didn't mean you to... well."
Kate stood again, walked round the table and hugged Norah "We'll figure something out." She scanned the room briefly. "Get a lock put on the stair door as well."
She paused outside on the street, checking that Norah had barred the door behind her, then left.

---

The yard was quiet - hardly surprising with half the regiment away, but it was strange to see it so empty. She wandered across to the stables and Treville's horse stuck his head out - she absently reached out to pat his neck, and withdrew her hand quickly as his ears flicked back and he tried to bite her. She slapped it sharply over the nose and crossed the yard to his office.

Treville was sitting in front of a pile of paperwork looking tired and irritated. She paused in the doorway "Bad timing?"
He sat back in his chair "Depends why you're here really"
"I need to go home once the Queen gives permission, but apparently I can't go without an escort. Lady Ana told me to give you some advance warning."
He sighed "It's not possible right now I'm afraid - not with half of them on exercise."
Kate shrugged "As and when... it's not that urgent."

She shuffled slightly in the doorway and he raised an eyebrow, then frowned - something was obviously bothering her, and it was unusual for her not to just come out with it.
"Drink?" He indicated the bottle, but she shook her head, chewing on her lip.
"Rochefort... you know Porthos' Norah? She has a problem with him."
Treville relaxed, "Yes, I know, it's in hand." He glared at her "Do NOT get involved - understood?" she looked slightly amused as he added "Please?" as an afterthought.

She nodded, relieved that the situation appeared to be under control, and stepped further into the room, puzzled by the papers surrounding him. "Do you not have a clerk to sort that lot out for you?" They both looked at the mess of papers on his desk.
"I knocked them over" he admitted "they're all mixed up again."
She smiled. "Oh the joys... let's have a look - unless there's anything there I shouldn't see?" She leaned over his shoulder, scanning the contents and shook her head in resignation, then started moving the papers into piles. "Shift..." she nudged him out of the way and sat down in his chair. "Go and make yourself useful - clean guns or something... Actually," she looked up at him sharply "go and exercise your horse - he's in a right mood, there's a hour or so of daylight left." She looked back at the papers and he walked out, amused to be dismissed from his own office. Kate lost herself in the paperwork, grateful to have something to distract her.

An hour later he was back - the ride had been a blessing, to get out in the fresh air and away by himself was a rare luxury these days. He entered the room and smiled at the piles of papers stacked up on the desk. She was still sitting in his chair, scribbling notes on a piece of paper and glanced up as he entered. "Why has your hay bill doubled?" He looked at her blankly - she shrugged and carried on writing.
He grinned to himself - God help her steward if she was going home to check the estate's paperwork; then carried on through to the armoury to check the weapons.
After a while he heard the scrape of his chair being pushed back and she appeared in the doorway.
"I'm done, I'll see you later."
He raised his hand in acknowledgement, then called after her "I'll sort out an escort for you once the rest of the regiment is back - let me know when you get the formal permission."
He heard the door shut.

FlopsyTheSnowman · 03/12/2014 21:21

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh

                   Tonight, on Flopsy's Round-Up (TM)

Bong! carolina opens thread 69 cleanly, wenches in shock. Shock < BJ

Bong! badders continues to have a shit time but still manages a sneaky shag.

Bong! ww veers between wanting to kill fenches and loving them for their cartoon skills.

Bing! obs harks back to the old days as she misses wenches.

Bong! helen is dying quietly as she drinks shitesips with horror.

Bong! madame is all of a fluster as she campaigns for a musketeer emoticon for S2. mrsssbeee wades in to help.

Bong! elk laments being a horrible mother for 2.3 seconds before opening door 3.

Bong! norah writes the best version of 12 days ever written. flopsy predicts a Christmas number 1

Bong! mrsbeee storms down to the village hall in a blaze of lights and festive songs. Fellow villagers clutch pearls.

Bong! sparkle spends the day in a twitter rage as fenches appear to come out on top again.

Bing! livia floods the thread with PC pictures and throws random men at newbies.

Bong! comtess is still reeling after the taxiporn but gathers knickers wits in time for heart-to-heart run with DS.

Bing! mouse plans a gingerbread tardis and plays google roulette by searching for unknown terms. #bluewaffle

Bong! letus is still hating work and has had a shot dream. Wenches prepare the flaming pig for colleagues.

Bing! minty returns and despite a shocking cold writes a fabulous poem for MN towers.

Bong! jess returns briefly to the tavern like the prodigal son wench.

Bong! apes is living a techno hell as she tries video transfers and is confuddled by newbies.

Bong! mave wenches live from a car park before returning home to decorate her coat rack. Wenches fear she's losing it.

Bong! lyndie makes soup for ailing wenches whilst having a wrapping trauma.

hannah, drink, malc, alibab, stinkle, trev! cinn and anne are missed. Come back soon.

And finally, flopsy fears that her nativity containing 60 children is going to go tits-up as the camels fail to listen and donkey number 2 is a little shit. She hopes to spend more time with her favourite online nutters wench-friends soon.

                   Over and out.

disclaimer - any wenches missed out should not complain but take an extra grip from the bar and queue up for a snog, with tongues

FlopsyTheSnowman · 03/12/2014 21:23

Oooooh nonny!!!!! Hellooooooo!

letus had a shit dream, not shot. Soz.

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 03/12/2014 21:26

Flops!!! Smile Fab bongs as always!

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 03/12/2014 21:31

Flopsy - fab bongs, well done Floppers! (I love the 'shitesip' that's just the best description ever)

MadamedeChevreuse · 03/12/2014 21:34

Fantastic bongs flops! A nativity...with 60 children?!?!? OH.EM.GEE.

letus bless you too.

nonny ace plot work.

GoTellItToTheMavis · 03/12/2014 21:34

Fabulous bongs as ever Floppers - sympathies re Nativity play. So glad I don't have to do one.

Right, early night for me - off to bed. Need to turn all these lights off first.....

Night all.

LetUsPrey · 03/12/2014 21:39

You really do have amazing bongs Flopsy Grin

My washing machine is struggling Sad

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 03/12/2014 21:41

Night all Smile

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 03/12/2014 21:42

I promise I will spare you any attempts at Tavern lit!

I might write a couple of my poems though if the muse strikes! ????

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 03/12/2014 21:48

Night WW and Mavis...

(Have written cards ffor a-b in my address book..... )

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