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Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!

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CarolSinger200 · 02/12/2014 18:23

Oh well. Here goes!

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FancyFancy · 03/12/2014 17:54

I'm sure your general awesomeness would overcome your lack of wrinkles mouse!

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 03/12/2014 17:55

OMG! We will have a reelection next year for the Swedish government. Something about the budget. Anything can happen Confused

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 03/12/2014 17:58

Aaaw thanks fancy. Smile

What does blondinbella have to say about it ww? I am so embarrassed that I got hooked on that blog Blush

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 03/12/2014 18:05

Fancy Ooh yes - we are always interested in Muskie fic even if it is filth free Grin

That's why I am a bit reticent about writing some of my own - I don't know how much homoerotica the Tavern can take! Blush

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 03/12/2014 18:07

Mouse Grin She's gotten all serious businesswoman now I think. I have never red her blog Grin

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 03/12/2014 18:15

Oh you should read it ww. It's a treat. She starred in Swedish strictly come dancing, dumped Nils, married some rich bloke called Odd (?) and has a baby now.

Oh and runs a cosmetic business and makes shoes.

ApriClausIsComingToTown · 03/12/2014 18:21

Fancy and Livia, no, no, a thousand times no! I'm still traumatised by that pic Sparks posted.

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 03/12/2014 18:28

Holy Crap what a day in twitter land, I feel quite churned up, I do!

FancyFancy · 03/12/2014 18:30

Just had a look at the news ww, it sounds quite dramatic.

Blush indeed livia! I'm not opposed to slash fic in principle, I've read some fucking filthy good stuff in other fandoms, but those fandoms didn't have many females characters so there was very little romance. Musketeers has both, so it doesn't feel quite the same.

Don't worry apricot, the fic I found was quite clean, there was nothing traumatic in it. In fact that's why I asked, I'm worried it might be too clean!

I'll see if I can find that fic later then (& work out how to post a link) But I suppose I ought to cook dinner first & get a bit further on with present buying. I've been really ineffectual today, but at least I ordered the christmas tree.

#nosenseofpriorities

MadamedeChevreuse · 03/12/2014 18:32

Evening wenches, evening young husbands of young new wenches, very nice to see you!

Whats a tragus minty? Epic poem earlier btw!!!

And mrsbeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Snogs, hugzzzzz, wench badges all over the shop and a looooooong taxi ride with tom b for you!!!!!! Thank you loads for starting that thread requesting a musketeer emoticon.

Have posted. Calling all wenches to doooooo it too!!!!! On fb, lurking, and beyond. Im sure we're close to winning them over...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/2250971-All-We-want-for-Christmas-is-a-Fleur-De-Lys-AKA-The-Musketeers-are-back-and-the-wenches-are-pleading?msgid=51094508#51094508

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 03/12/2014 18:33

God, no to homoerotica - the whole reason we ended up with our own staff writers is that we didn't want slash musketeering. Confused

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 03/12/2014 18:34

Ooh...fancy. No, I can't say that, makes me sound like Frankie Howerd.

Right, Fancy (that's better),

I like you, I always like to make a snap judgement about these things and I am always often right wrong

You sound like the kind of wench that could knock up a spot of interesting literature....so waddayerreckon? Yes?.....Top wench. Crack on.

MrsPepperMintonCandyCane · 03/12/2014 18:37

Madame thank you!
Tragus is the little bit of ear in the open part.

MadamedeChevreuse · 03/12/2014 18:43

Oh yeah, I know what you mean now. I thought it might have something to do with his adams apple and that sounded a bit alarming.

Hey elk! have you been on that thread ^ yet? I think we have a really good no chance you know!!!

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 03/12/2014 18:45

I had to Google 'tragus'. I was slightly worried about what might come up.

MrsPepperMintonCandyCane · 03/12/2014 18:48

Mouse Grin I hate when I'm googling and wondering what might appear.

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 03/12/2014 18:54

MrsM Grin

I also had to Google lilac iliac furrows. I had no idea what they were for ages. Grin

SantisLittleHelper · 03/12/2014 19:05

HELL NO to anything involving Musketeer on Musketeer.. just no. Even if it's clean. Don't wanna hear it.

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 03/12/2014 19:06

Oh balls, I am such a lazy fucker. I'm doing the 10k London winter run in February and I haven't moved in about a week.

SantisLittleHelper · 03/12/2014 19:09

Oooh we like us an iliac furrow, we do. How lucky you are in getting some depends on which Team you're on Grin

Badvocinapeartree · 03/12/2014 19:12

Athos does not do man on man action.
Can't speak of the other 3 of course....
:)

MrsPepperMintonCandyCane · 03/12/2014 19:13

Furrows are good...and I'm not opposed to homoerotic...or any erotic...

Wow Mouse I'd love to do 10K but I'm too fat/lazy cake obsessed.

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 03/12/2014 19:18

Do couch to 5k MrsM and go from there. It's fantastic.

Though Sparks is the proper runner amongst us.

MrsPepperMintonCandyCane · 03/12/2014 19:22

I'll look into it Mouse thank you. I did 5k walking last year. Just want to be fitter again.

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 03/12/2014 19:28

Fuck a doodle do!

Just got home from work. Haven't had any wench breaks all day. All I have seen is a Beardless Tom in Twitter Fenchery. It's all happening without me!!!!

Right, I'm now off with ds1 for a run (it's fucking freezing but at least he will talk) I'm hoping it's just his driving test he's worried about. Tell you later.

Love this idea about the fleur de lys will get on that as soon as I'm back, showered and had my tea.

Not read anything do big Parps all round. It's going to a late night wenches, too much to do, someone stay up late and wait in the bar for me Grin.

(By the way I had a GREAT TB dream last night. Basically the taxi dream but it went ON. Wink. Elk is FUCKING GREAT at This. Oh and had to stare A LOT at David Gandy pic today. He has awesome cum gutters. )

Back in a bit xxx

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