Swagger Inn Thread 68 – Pffthhhhh... <zoom> <thud> <zoom> <thud> Etc etc.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Aaaand... let's start as we mean to go on...

It may have been the wrong thread Badders, but I can't agree more....whatever it was

(not like that)

I have a question.....

In all this footage and transcripts of interviews from SA, WHERE THE FUCK IS TOM???? We know he's there....or do we?

Maybe that god-like creature in the pictures is in actual fact a cardboard cutout. It would explain the sudden and newly acquired sense of style

It's pretty much how I feel about life in General ATM!

Was that about my mus badders? well I never!

Oh yeah. How could I forget MrsBeeee, I'll even send him giftwrapped in his new leather jacket.

Tom went to the radio with Luca. Presumably they took one look at the purple shirt/tit hat combo & thought "Radio."

I told you I loved you!
Didn't you believe me!?
To be fair though I am very fickle...Malc and I were engaged :( :( but that's gone tits up...
WW and I have an understanding
I would do ALL of you...twice :)

Oh yes, I've found it....they went to ClassicFM

WHAT?????!!!

I MEAN........WHAT????

Did they see their target audience waving frantically at them from over here, and just kept marching on past?

and ackshully Sparklebollocks, I'll have you know that is a fedora. NOT a tit hat

This

Badders You were engaged to a member of Team Cardinal?

But we are all BATSHIT (even by wench standards!)

Anyway I am your rival for WW - we could live in Sweden with lots of cats, Athos and the Cardinal!

Oh darling...I have no rival :)

Livia...we had even planned a hen do to Prague...:(
What might have been....

Luca is too pretty for radio!

Badders

I expect that was before PCap got the injunction out

Evening wenchery

I have been trying to look at that vid but clearly have no skills whatsoever and can't get it to play. Nuts.

Ho ho ho ref the radio gig. Typical TB . Interviews make him so uncomfortable don't they? He'd be desperate to get in the red chair on GN just for a route outa there...

I just love that photo of him and Maimie. It is NOT a cut out. He is that gorgeous.

Ooof.

That tit hat is totes hilare. The booby tit hat. Not the Tom Tit hat.

Love the Christmas lists. Especially WW's. Now that one I could actually succeed with .

Love the tit hat. Also known as boob beanies.

More ideas for norah. When she's done knitting the toddlermouse cardy.

Evening all!

Hope you've all had good days? Lots of pus I hope comtese?
You all finished helen and ww?
liv you are ace, you know that?

Are you fighting over ME

Love the tit hat too

Ahahahahahaha.
Yeah, apes is the knitter really. Or liv, I dabble but... Meh. Except for colour work stuff, that's fun, and cables. I'd do more if I could be arsed, but crochet is more....relaxing (well the stuff I'm doing anyway)
How's about a nice wee blanket instead?
Or possibly a hat?

Evening wenches. Hope you're feeling better Obs.

I'm pooped.

DH was off today. Had lots of stuff to do. I asked him to get advent calendars and one other thing from town. Guess what he forgot. Although I can't complain as I often occasionally forget stuff too.

Can I hide in the Hayloft tonight?

Course you can hide in the hayloft LetUs - you know you have an access all areas pass up there

Feel like crap again :(
Done dinner, washed dishes, done 2 sets of homework with dc because Dh was in his fucking shed....and he has just made a massive fuss because I asked for a cup of tea!
Twat.

Ooh lovely friend brought a bottle of johnnie walker red. Not my usual whisky of choice. But nice enough.

< cuddles badders and offers a stiff drink>

Can I tempt you badders? And letus?

norah boob hats all round, I think.

Bloody hellfire. That is one good picture. Look how tight those jeans are

As I said on twitter - he's even got swagger when he's sitting down...

It's not bad of the other two, either

Actually, I've just looked again at how tight they are.

Fucking hell!