Swagger Inn Thread 68 – Pffthhhhh... <zoom> <thud> <zoom> <thud> Etc etc.

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Aaaand... let's start as we mean to go on...

AND I WANT TO SEE THAT FRIGGING VIDEO! Cos something is obvs hilaire

Here's your Wifey Hope you feel better soon! Was it Mouse's mus vadge that did this to you?

I'm going to have because I'm worth it!

I may have to change my name after Christmas. I've been going around as 'enormous vadge' without knowing it.

Erm excuse me Team Aramis. Am I the only one admiring Mr Cabrera's very tightly-clad knee-to-hip area crotch here?

I am wondering how he got those on in the first place.

I'm wondering how I'm going to get them off.

Ooof!

Very tight aren't they?

Bet his arse looks exceptional . I'm happy to board the perve bus on this one with you Sparks.

I wanna see that video!

And Tom's not even fucking in it!! If he was I'd have gone batshit by now.

Thanks Comtess. I knew I could count on you. Unlike the rest of my missing Team.

Would it be bad form to refer back to that pic at parents' eve in half an hour? They're always running behind & it would errr.... fill the time.

I've frigging tweeted twice about it now. Fuckers.

How the HELL am I going to get though Parent's Eve with that thought?

Mouse, the enormouse vadge thing is hysterical .

So then, I've started my Christmas shopping. What can I buy an 8 month old boy? Mouse? Norah I've looked on Etsy but nothing looks as nice as yours! I'm totally out the loop on storybooks for young'uns. .

And this. Just this.

Oh he is on fire and so am I

My my.

The way he's positioning his hand on his hip is ENTIRELY FOCUSING YOUR ATTENTION ON HIS CROTCH.

Is it slightly hot in here?

Look at him spreading and rotating in that chair .

Srsly? I thought it was Friday all day and nothing?

.....@.....@....@....@...

Yes, nice tight jeans, nice picture etc etc.

I'm sorry Norah, I forgot everything after Bads licked Mouse

Norah.

So, I need MrsB, Helen, Apricot and the entire twitterati on the case to find the Tom Radio thing. Now. .

Babymouse (10months) is getting the following

A buggy driver steering wheel. (Had this for toddlermouse, was a big hit)
An orange tree toys fire engine and train. He also loves the Orange tree push along monkey his brother has.
Books wise - you can't go wrong with Julia Donaldson board books. I have the acorn wood ones from the bookpeople.
Reindeer comforter.

I also bought a happyland rocket and moon buggy but I'm keeping this back for his birthday in January.

Other big hits with my boys have been the Ikea brio, cars of any description, tea sets, schleich animals.

Don't buy anything noisy and v tech. Their parents will not thank you.

I'll look for links.

Nice as my what? Am confused now.

Well, it is official, the train tickets have been bought. Isn't that lovely and efficient?

Look away please floppersz

fuckingcockheadcuntarseshitfacewanker

Ok, you can look again.

I thought it was Friday too Norah. Don't know why. Definitely, feels like a Friday.

Or maybe it's the 2 Johnnie walker doubles I've had?

Fucking Hell Tom.

One minute, the Faf of the Faffest. Next minute..... The full horror of the radio ensemble revealed.

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