Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

FolknNorah, you jolly well come out from where you're hiding and explain to me what the hell has happened? I leave you in charge of him for one day and that happens [distasteful face]

I've got all day, it's your own time you're wasting........

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Elk.

Fucking hell he is beyond FAF. The fuck you/fuck me eyes. Just. Look. At. Him. Again.

OMG Comtess!......I am beside myself here!

RTFT

Oh, there you are

Don't give me those eyes, and for God's sake, stop jiggling. actually, keep going, it's strangely hypnotic

Anyway, WTaF was he thinking? The hat? I can forgive (bad hair day) but those shoes! WITH NO FECKING SOCKS!!!!!!

I'm disappointed. He's let the cast down, he's let the wenches down, hell, he's let the fenches down.

still totally would though

Just leaving a little bit of politics here for comtesse, mainly because it contains the word "bellendery".

www.newstatesman.com/politics/2014/11/tweeting-picture-house-not-act-class-warfare-whatever-sun-says

Tom has never EVER looked this fine......

No using my shit work phone and its crap keypad.

Hang the fucksorryfloppers on. It isn't MY fuckingsorryfloppers fault he's dressed like a fuckingsorryfloppers cunt!

I'm just as disappointed in him as you.

I thought you were going to tell me off about the swearing. Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.
Tonight, he can watch me eat the mint choc chip off you floppers. That'll learn him. Cockhead.

Ha hahaha, everyone's a winner!

< lies back on new bench>

Night wenches. Am knackered. xxx

Yes yes, you've got no one else to blame but yourself. Now sit there and watch.

LOOK AT HIM!!!!

An A-lister in the making

Oh shittity shit.....he's going to take his beautiful face, and his divine personality, and his immense talent, and fuck off to Hollywood, isn't he?

btw I don't mean to post same pic twice, I was trying to put up a cropped pic of just Tom, but mumsnet and apple appear to be collaborating on the cunt front

Well, I'm Orf. Lovely to see you all!
Happy rudey dreams!
Nighty night,
Love
Norah

You can bring him if you remove all his offending items of clothing. What? Completely naked? Wellll, ok then. If that's what we're left with so be it.

Is Howie going a bit Miami Vice with his slip on shoes and no socks? If he wears a loose jacket with the sleeves pushed up, I'd be a bit concerned.

You seem to have bits of hay stuck in your hair Madame.

I've done some Christmas shopping. Hurrah!

And now, oh look, it's Tuesday! Over to the chateau I go with Aramis/Santi.

Oh FFS! I miss an hour to watch The Missing & haven't RTFT past the posting of that pic with fan - I take it all back. Do what you freaking like with your razor Santi, you are the most gorgeous man in the world The End.

Sweet holy Christ he is beautiful. And by tomorrow that stubble will be full-on beard.

I'd just like to point out NOW that I am going to have a pic of me & him like that one day. You can all fucking hold me to that. Note the date cos one day you'll be saying, "Do you remember when she said she'd get him?"

Mark. My. Words.

Ooft at The Missing.

We're still missing Trev and Malc.

DH home.

Goodnight.