Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

Badders. Remember the Kingy quote on Twatter. .

Comtesse....
Say no more

I got you x
Fucking hell....tom is just....I mean....he's....so....

Cleaner to aisle 10 please, wenches in puddles.

I keep looking at the smoulder pic.

Oof.

Just oof.

I can't get anything done.

There are not many men who can pull off a Bow tie.
Sadly, howie is not one of them :(
Is he trying to "stand out" from the other 3?

Thanks Comtess And I already called the emergency cats for Elk

Kingy quote?

Bads I know, I know!

Not from tonight and am hoping this link works...

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Ooh Norah

I know ww I know.

Another pic from tonight here if someone wants to grab and post it

instagram.com/p/v1bbREOV9i/

What the actual fuck is he wearing on his feet? Is this some kind of joke? Did he lose a bet or something?
First the stupid fucking hat then this? Fuck me what a cunt.

FFFFFFFLLLLLLLOPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZ

Oh it's got to be a joke, surely? Or maybe a massive game of Dare?

FMMPO

Norah you little wildcat

Better?

Oh my actual fucking WHAT? What! Are those shoes about? They are DREADFUL. Sort of 80s slip ons by the looks. Where can you even buy those sorts of shoes ?

Isn't he barefoot with them too?

Dear god.

As an aside - I'm tweeting BBC SA to see when this video footage is going to be watchable.

It's like they've swapped clothes.
fucking shitbags they need kicking in the bollocks because they are all bell ends. Except Tom, credit where it's due and all that.
A FUCKING BOWTIE AND THOSE TWATTING SLIPONS??

FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU DICK.

And I'm never letting go. Tell me when it's all over.

Oh ffs. Now The Toddler is pissing around.

WW I think we need the emergency cats again. You need to get back on twitter. It's a Tom-fest #toogorgeous.

Kingy = the dog pauldron bit. Where he gets all misty eyes about Musketeer loyalty. Bet Obs loves that bit, king is brill in it.

Barefoot indeed sparkle. OMFG. Look back at the pic. Santi and Maimie have just noticed too and CANNOT BEAR TO LOOK OR KEEP STRAIGHT FACES.

Santi has pretty much just reworn his AK premiere outfit

They'd better make more of an effort for me if I'm going fingering at the O2.

I've left that typo in there cos it made me Oops. I meant fangirling^

No no no no no!!!!! Link epic fail!

Here!

Seriously ?

Tom is trying to fucking kill me.

What is with this outFAFFING

Where the actual fuck has he pulled that from

Oh.Mer.Gahd

Right. Let me at twatter. Who do I need to twat to properly convey my thoughts about all that?

I think

'why the fuck are you all fuckong dressed like fucking bellends? Except, oddly, Tom. Was it a fucking bet? A fucking dare amongst fucking cock heads? I fucking require fucking topless fucking photos of fucking each and everyfuckingone of you fucking dickhead fuckersz. Fucking Now. Except maimie. Well done, you look lovely unlike those fucking cunts next to you. Fucksake'

Would suffice.
Might be a bit long?

When are they at the O2 ?

Is he wearing espadrilles!!?
Is he!?
Ffs.