Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

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Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

Night Norah. Sweet dreams then

FGS Mrs Beee your priorities have changed now. Off down to the estate agents you go.

Thanks norah

MrsBeee you can still have Mr Mouse. He's less grumpy but has moved into being mildly irritating now. Skills - changing nappies, fixing stuff and can do an impressive range of accents.

I'm going to turn in for the night. Sleep well wenches.

Ah MrsBee I see now. I would never have guessed that one.

Have just watched The Libertine, for Tom, all 30 seconds of him.
Johnny Depp is a great actor though.

Night all.

Morning wenches. Mice are up bloody early today.

I am up bloody early today. This is an unholy hour on a Saturday but the running just got serious & I have to fit one in before a day of Christmas shopping & dinner with girlfriends at Westfield woohoo.

In other news - Luca is being moaned at on twitter by a fench who has waited for hours in Prague to meet him. "Why don't you want to meet your Czech fans?" Because you're not wenches, that's why. And because you've got to be more cunning than that

Heads for Heathrow & plane to South Africa

Morning wenches. DC are already arguing. I'm still in bed. The usual washing and stuff today.

I miss Hannah.

What else is everywench up to today?

The usual.
Washing.
Trying to get said washing dry.
Referee-I go between dc.
Dh and oil are doing "shed stuff" today so Dh will be less than useless.
Need to go and see mum too and pop to shops.
Fun times.

Morning all.

I will be spending today waiting for a package to arrive. Allotted time is some point between 7am and 6pm. I'm betting 5.57pm. I was supposed to be going Christmas shopping but aw, fuck it. Sofa it is.

I went to the cinema last night to see The Imitation Game. It was good, I enjoyed it, although I don't think it's as good as a few people IRL have said it is. I do have the same office chair as the fictional depiction of Alan Turing though so here's hoping greatness is conveyed through the medium of well sourced props.

Hope all wenches have a good day. Snogs all round.

I'm explaining why a box of paxo is not a suitable breakfast food to a toddler letus and watching the F1 from abu Dhabi because nothing else is on right now.

How's the marathon training going santis? (I haven't run in ages and I'm missing it). Have a lovely day shopping.

Hope all wenches have a lovely day

Errr yes, well I'm in week 1 of my training programme Have started it a few weeks early to allow for hangovers/snow/life getting in the way. So I did 7 miles on Thurs, just doing 4 today & tomorrow.

You calling me santis has reminded me - I had a small to myself last night when The Simpsons was on & DS3 made a comment about Santa's Little Helper. (Their dog, in case anyone's wondering). Arrrggggh wench/RL crossover.

Morning.
I, like Badvoc am deep in my normal Saturday washing and ironing cycle. Dh and ds1 are taking the old bathroom floor to the dump.
Ds2 has nits. Great.

Thanks for name change vote LetUs - it was the work of Sparks , and MrsB added the 3!!
And don't worry about the shit parenting jibes LetUs, we all get those - almost permanently for some of us!!

Am dead jealous at Sparks out meeting friends on Xmas shop. I have bought no Xmas presents yet.

AND I went to a huge M&S and Tesco yesterday at 11.30am and there were no parking spaces. People were parking anywhere, as did I. it finally dawned on me that Xmas shopping had well and truely started!!!

In M&S I bought 2 black bras for everyday use - the wire is sticking out of my current one, it is THAT old. I frightened myself because I had to keep asking for a bigger cup!! 2 stripey jumpers for work, and one of those black glittery thermal body suits to wear under said jumper. 2 packs of tights. 95 flipping quid!!!!

Obs...I am pretty much done Xmas present wise.
Just sil and fil left.
I have bought a few new decs this year as some of our old ones are a bit sad looking now :)
I am planning on a blitzkrieg on twitter to get Comtesse and Malc back!
I miss them and I am fed up about the whole sorry mess.
So...who's with me!?

Let's GO GO GO.......!!
:)

Mouse...I quite enjoy dry stuffing mix.
Always munch a handful when I am doing a roast dinner...

obs just do it all online. I'm the arse end of nowhere and I've bought literally all my presents online. I refuse to do shops with the two little ones in tow. That said, I'm quite jealous of ww going shopping in the snow.

I've also bought a few decs on ebay - some swanky gisela graham baubles, a set of planets and a death star from star wars and a little car and train for the boys. The tree's going to look……errm……eclectic .

I'm boaking a little a dry sage and onion mix.

Why in the name of Santi would you go to Westfield (the Stratford one, presumably) on a Saturday not long before Christmas, Sparks ? It's like the ninth circle of hell on a normal Tuesday in April, never mind any other time

Mouse...me too :)
It's all done online here.
Star Wars Xmas decs!
Sound fab :)

Right, I've gone for it and name changed for Christmas, though I'll probably go between the names.

Star Wars Christmas decorations sound amazing! eBay you say?

WTF is your C?????

Cinn I have no idea why it was chosen. I've never been. I'll probably end up with The Rage.

My Christmas Tree, silly. Like in the song
Come and trim my Christmas tree with some decorations bought at Tiffany

Still waiting for delivery......waiting-for-delivery-ennui has set in. It's a bit like watching paint dry, which, thrillingly, I can also do as I've had the decorators in this week. Literally, not blob related.

I'm starting to lose track of the Christmas NCs. I'll just randomly hurl out names as I go.

Off to make some lunch. And then more waiting.

Laundry update...
One load done, another load in.
Festering PE kit still needs to be done.
Dh in the shed, pissing about with insulation.
Dc and I watching horrible histories on DVD.
I am mning and looking at twitter whilst eating haribo.
Been to shops...forgot most of the stuff I went for!

star wars baubles for those that are interested

Sigh.
Now I need Star Wars baubles!
Dh will disown me :)