Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

Is this before or after? If before or could work out brilliantly. He'll need a drink IySWIM? To recover from the fenches.

I luffs you. I really really really luffs you. Srsyl, I've never luffed anyone as much as this.

Evening all.

Have RBNR so just checking in really. Will be back at 9pm but I have ironing to do so might just be watching rather then posting.

Laters lubber. ILYA

Hey WW. You need to get all three series on DVD. I love Sherlock and I managed to get a great deal on boxed set of S1 & S2.

Norah. Really. You surprise me. Are you really suggesting Elk use baby Elk as bait. Honestly.

That's fucking brilliant!

Yes and you can hire out The Toddler too, he's still quite cute looking. He'd definitely provide a conversation starter when he started climbing things and peeing in the font, drinking the wine etc etc. telling you repeatedly that there was a Christmas tree. Singing the gummy bear song at the top of his voice. Running about nekkid....

Is there a fourth season?

Norah That's genius, she'd make a fantastic pootle.....and he's bound to get the reference

Or maybe she should wear her Athos onesie...

This is your 15 minute warning: Episode 3, the best episode Commodities commences at 9pm

Just going to make a cuppa. Probably won't post, but I'll be there!

Oh babyElk.....i do love you, but just go the fuck to sleep

I'm still here! It's ok? So, I looked up musketeer fanfiction. Yes yes I know. But an,host all that hay stuff I found one that was straight. It wasn't that great tbh.

So, fuckerz (sorryfloppers) get writing. We need some filth but not too filthy. I mean there was talk of minging two day old dirty cunts. Which was a bit much and bumsex and deep throat and Athos strangling a virgin with his giant cock. [hmm-]
All n all I stuck it out and read it all as you do But, you know it was a bit yuck.
Fuckyruckfuckfuckfuckkeresdressdkrhryrur.

This rewatch may take me longer than an hour because I will need to rewind lots of bits. Like when Bonnaire asks for some time with his wife and Dog says 'do you think we are stupid?' And follows up with 'terribly sorry, it appears we are.' Or words to that effect.

Cardinal enunciating to Bonnaire

And and and

Whipping!!!!!

Sooo, let me get this straight. I don't normally manage these rewatches. I might actually manage one AND NO OTHER FUCKWR IS COMING LOKE THAT FNAR.

Assert maybe anne who I would so totes do in a foursome. In fact have.

Tell me when! Say it say it SAY IT

I'm here Norah

3 minutes

Has Helen arrived?

I am so gonna pause it on Porthos. Why isn't he naked? What about some cock? Oooooh what if they ge more sexyome in the next series I think I might actually be unable to watch it!?

Just got here - watching on mute with DS asleep ebeside me. Need ot fetch headphones...!

Helen came er alien. In her dreams.
Yay corol

Can I get the 'pissed norah translation book' please?

I've started watching now

Aaaaaargh he stupid wifi is acting out.

Enjoy the rewatch wenches

My phone is being a piece of shit. I am watching.

amazonian feather....

helen came earlier in her dreams

Fnar etc to. Ffs.