Swagger Inn. REWATCH NEW THREAD PANIC! Thread 65.

[DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress]

I can't copy and paste the blurb because I am in my phone! Ffs. Bloody re watching wenches.

CARDINAL IS THE ONLY SEXY ONE!

not really in twerking mode Flops. on the pil but still manage to get boob engorgement and retained water to the tune of 1,5 kg. no biggie, it will go down but really?! on the pill? and A nice one big spot on the side of my forehead. still before it would be 7 spots.

You can twerk though, I will just sit on the sofa, if that's alright. get in close! So I can floss my teeth with your thong...

letus helen oblomov

Any blob twins about? Am on time for once!

My pill means I don't have that but do get grumpy

night all...

comtess nobody wants to leave the tavern. in regards to the lack of trust, you did make your decision regarding your privacy for very valid reasons but you must accept that it will have impact on how others feel about their privacy and security, especially in terms of other platform we communicate on. I'm surprised you're surprised. re the witch hunt..

nobody wants you to leave the tavern!

Excellent thrusting Drink.

I am done with work for tonight and am dragging myself up to the Hayloft.

Night wenches

The reason we're all here....

Oops.....wrong Dog, sorry not sorry

We really could do with that S2 trailer right now,couldn't we?

We really really could....not long now though

Ep2, Sunday at 9?

Jeez Drink that is the day(s) from hell

well, that's been fun...

DD vomited an hour ago. 3 time in her life, I do realise I'm lucky. And third time completely my fault. For dinner we had some scallops with rocket. fine. Filled me up , she was still hungry. I gave her tortellini. She wanted pudding, I refused (I hate how they taught them at the nursery that after each meal there is a dessert!). She asked for more dinner then. I gave her a second small bowl of tortellini. She then wanted more . In the end she had 2/3 of the tortellini packet.

too much, far too much food for such a little stomach. so she brought it up. barely digested tortellini. on her beed, whole pj. well, youknow the drill. then some more on the some in the living room, where I sat her in from on Masterchef when I was cleaning. hope that's it .

thanks mrsb. so today has been the Day Three of Shit. seriously, it's funny almost.

Oh lord Drink

....and the Gin

Thanks elk. I was drinking still am the same glass Prosecco. time to take to bed. loads of washing for tomorrow. left poor DD with a black bucket under the bed with instruction to aim for it and not the walls/ bed. Priorities .

Night elk. Hope you and confusion sleep well tonight.

Episode 2 for sure. Cant wait. This is Vadim and connie slappping aramis

Right am all caught up on here and the other place as been a bit out of the loop and skim reading last couple of days. That'll teach me to not RTFT and RTFFB.

Comtess if you are reading, and I hope you are, then you are one of my favourite wenches and a pretty integral part of the tavern. I was really taken aback to see what you had written. Having read all the bits I really do not think that there has been any kind of witch hunt or any malice at all. I think you have very valid reasons for not wanting to share info, but at the same time I can also see why those who have shared have concerns about to whom they have done so. I'm not sure we can ever fully reconcile those two points of view, but we can (and until now have) rubbed along with a bit of understanding and if needed explanation, even if it is old ground which needs going over again (reasons why etc) like yesterday.

You've always struck me as someone with a high level of emotional intelligence so I'm really surprised by your reaction and the words you have used. I'm hoping it is all just heat of the moment and will blow over and you will be back on here again.

So, just to be clear (because it is late and am not sure I'm at my most cohesive), I understand and support why you need to keep the mask on and the air of mystery. But equally I also understand why others will feel uncertain. I think if you want them to be on board with and support you and your choices / decisions, you equally have to offer the same support back and be prepared for questions. Like I said not easy to reconcile. But we can /could have. And I hope we do going forward.

Sorry if this is sounding too long and negative. But...well. Shit. You're Team Tom and that's almost like family you daft bint. Come back?

Well ds2 is still throwing up
Fun times

Morning.
oh baby what a night, day eh!
I have a day at home planned, and will fill it with the excitement of about 4 loads of washing, aka Badvoc.

here's hoping that Drink and mini-drink have a better day (it can't get any worse, surely!!)

Morning wenches. Have read, retained a little but not that much has gone in. So, if brief,

[bucket] to illing wenches and their families.
[cv's] to wenches that hate their job
[come hither looks] at wenches that feel they need some time out
[Christmas baubles] to those who are ridiculously excited about Christmas. Just me then?

Work today then IT'S THE WEEKEND! YAY!

Laters.

Morning

What is the actual point in having my patents to stay if they sleep longer than my children? I mean yes I know they are babysitting tonight but FMLI (fuck my lie in) as it appears to have not happened.

Schools off today, so of course it's raining. Pissing down, with a weather warning raining.

Hope mini wenches are better - and that so is today.