Swagger Inn. REWATCH NEW THREAD PANIC! Thread 65.

[DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress]

I can't copy and paste the blurb because I am in my phone! Ffs. Bloody re watching wenches.

CARDINAL IS THE ONLY SEXY ONE!

hi oblomov.

sparkle for example yesterday, I wasted a whole fucking day. Car ran out of petrol just before the nursery run, I had to navigate it on empty (technical) off the road where it stopped to an empty parking space provided to me by the Angels of Thank Fuck. Then we started walking to the tube, when I realised I did not have the money on me. so we went back. Then I had to find a jerry can. Halfords didn't have it. so I walked to Homebase. they had it. then I walked home. then took bus to a petrol station. filled up the jerry can. a woman was pointing at me and laughing in disbelief: I can't believe you ran out of petrol. then I took a bus home. Then the petrol did not want to enter the car . I went home to pick up a kitchen vessel with a spout. then I looked at the photo of the jerry can online and I realised that a bit of jerry can was missing, the spout. so I called Homebase. they said to come in. so I took the bus, got the spout and took the bus back home.

yes, at the end of it I felt like crying just like you are feeling reading all of that. tedious.

badvoc ick the fairy up the arse.

helen poor mite.

JESUS Drink. I would have cried.

Comtess so

Oh no, don't go! I was joking when I said you must be PC sister or a hairy arsed trucker!! I really don't think you are either.

yep *sparkle. the day before that was shite too. there was a near fatal (hopefully the person will pull through) accident at the end of the road. the street cordoned off but our very small residential area got really bunged up (narrow roads, one way system) took me an hour to get to the nursery, missed doc's appt, the whole day affected.

But, on that cheery not, how you doing?

I'll be up on a minute norah, warm Porthos up for me. helen will need extra snuggles too.

comtess, you know what this place is like, we love you, and I for one understand the privacy issue. I'm quite sure I should be more careful in my line of work. Have a break if needs be then cartwheel back in in that gorgeous green Lycra.

Christ today is turning into a nightmare, isn't it?
Don't go Comtesse. I'm sure thus can all be sorted

Ohhhh you know...same old same old Full of green phlegm,twitchy about lack of Christmas shopping & stress about family health & work. But apart from that, good!

#Notmuchwenchmojo

Sounds like a nightmare Drink!

Thought I'd pop in mid-confusion over what I'm actually doing with my work.

Drink - I'd've gone and crawled under my duvet

Comtess - once a wench always a wench. Tavern is always open. Actually, look. I'm going to drink a can of coke. It's Diet Coke.

I almost actually properly hate my job.

Drink have - lots of it. That's a crap couple of days. :(

Oh LetUs that's baaaaaad.

What a CRAP day all round!!

EMERGENCY YOUTUBE

Oh letus, I hate how stressed you've been lately. Your posts have gone from being annoyed at people demanding all the time to out and out loathing. Are you stuck there or can you look for other work?

Yo! drink! Come here and do some twerking with me to cheer everyone up. Sounds like you need a snog/fondle combo too.

Letus it's horrid working in a job that makes you feel like that. I did it for three years.

Comtess I'm sorry you have to go. Isn't online/RL a tangled thing sometimes

Evening!

Drink your day was and I think you deserve a prize for patience because it's must have been sorely tested.

Hi minty, I love your NC. HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

Oh bloody caps lock. Sorry, didn't mean to shout.

Funnily enough I had a look online at vacancies before I logged on to work. Unless I want to go to nearestbigcity

Flopsy I thought maybe you were shouting in case I was a bit nutty today so speaking slowly and loudly for the afflicted

A whirl of getting superhero costumes sorted has made me tired and a bit arghh but I'm not so wibbly wobbly today, thank you.

Me too with the superhero shit minty, bloody awful and I usually love dress-up days.

is the phlegm only throat related, sparkle or have you done a full toddler style sneeze with snot ?

So do I usually. I've got to join in...so I'm batgirl, big minty is Hawkeye and mini minty is batman.

I better get a pudseybloodybear biscuit at playtime or I'm not going to be impressed!

thanks minty. the joke is that was my work day . so had to catch up in the evening. thank fuck that I didn't have to drive anywhere (sometimes have to drive around and look at things) but basically a day fucked and not in a good way. DD was pleased though. she enjoyed the tube and tram ride. would have enjoyed the bus better but I would have had a breakdown right at the beginning of the day .