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Mothers buy chips to get around schools healthy eating

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Blandmum · 15/09/2006 15:49

I have just heard in the radio that some mothesr have been boycoting a schools healthy food initiative.

They have been taking orders from the kids, going to the local chippy, and taking food trollys of junk food round to the children at lunch time.

Oh FFS!

Taking out of the equation those small numbers of children who have special needs issues with food, what the fuck do these women think that they are doing?

How do they think this will help the children or the school?

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Blandmum · 15/09/2006 17:40

The thing is that the school will still be serving chips around once a week. What these idiot women are saying is that kids should be allowed to have chips every day, if they wish.

And being kids, they will wish! And they will also wish for no home work, and late nights watching unsuitable things on TV, and booze and very possibly fags, but being kids they need to be guided.

So the schools bring is better food, and this is how some parents respond. It makes me weak!

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edam · 15/09/2006 18:11

Just heard one of the mothers on Radio 4 and it's not quite as daft as it appears. She says the school only allows the children half an hour for lunch but has massive queues so they actually don't get enough time to eat the food.

hulababy · 15/09/2006 18:13

Yes, the half hour thing does sound odd. I have never known a lunch break so short.

Still don't think it justifies them bring in rubbish for the kids to eat, and they were commenting on the food offered, not just the timing.

They should tackle the school about the length of the lunch break. Mond you, bet the kids will then complain they have to stay at schoolt ill later in the afternoon!

Greensleeves · 15/09/2006 18:48

An aside - I don't get why everyone includes pizza in the junk food camp. My kids eat it quite often - it's bread, cheese, tomato puree and vegetables, isn't it? That's not junk!

And about the "they only have half an hour to eat their lunch" - why can't these harbingers of filth load up their shopping trolley with something decent? It's not the point at all. They're doing it, belligerently, because they don't want to have to admit that their own diet and the diet they provide to their children is wank. End of.

Blandmum · 15/09/2006 18:50

I so agree with your last paragraph.

and said with such verve!

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Greensleeves · 15/09/2006 18:50
Grin
Blandmum · 15/09/2006 18:51

You should be in the dipolmatic service!

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Greensleeves · 15/09/2006 18:52

It's a wonder I don't get punched more often, really

Blu · 15/09/2006 18:53

LOL at 'harbingers of filth'

Blandmum · 15/09/2006 18:56

Please go up to those women and tell them their food is a load of wank.....pretty please?????? And can I watch? I'll hold your coat and earings and everything

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spook · 15/09/2006 18:57

I am not a food facist in any shape or form but I do srongly believe that children need to be educated in the ways of healthy eating. This story astonished me and actually made me really angry.
Stupid chip eating ignorant fuckers.
It's not just undermining all the hard work that schools have put in to work on their school dinners but its undermining the whole ethos of school FFS.
It has really annoyed me.
Gggrrr.

Greensleeves · 15/09/2006 18:58

Oh, I wish I could.......

Greensleeves · 15/09/2006 18:58

"Stupid chip eating ignorant fuckers."

ROFLMAO

Well, that's knocked me into a cocked hat

Sobernow · 15/09/2006 19:04

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Blu · 15/09/2006 19:06

It's like something out of a pantomime. The old supermarket trolley, the notion that they must be poking chips through the fence, the fact that one is wearing some sort of long ballgown made from a binliner...all they need is Dame Wigs.

batters · 15/09/2006 19:10

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Greensleeves · 15/09/2006 19:12

That's a highly inappropriate name you have there, batters. I think you should be made to change it to "organicnaturalcolouredbreadcrumbs".

Blu · 15/09/2006 19:13

or 'lightly steamed'

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Blandmum · 15/09/2006 19:22

And these are the sort of Fuckwits who send their kids to school on a diet of pop and mards bars.

And then tell you that 'little Kevin can't have set fire to the school 'cos he is such a good lad, and never tells lies and those matches were planted on him, right, and I'll farking kill you if you exclude him'

The really sad thing is that I am not surprised that there are people this fucking stupid

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losingdd · 15/09/2006 19:25

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SueW · 15/09/2006 19:29

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Blandmum · 15/09/2006 19:30

You just couoldn't make shit like this up, could you?

Imagine how their kids are in school! Pity the poor teachers

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Blu · 15/09/2006 19:55

I do, MB, I do.
Especially if they get their skulls cracked by parcels of cod and chips flying over the fence as they patrol the playground!

Blandmum · 15/09/2006 19:56

LOL

Mind you our department would fall on the chips like women possessed, since most of us are trying to be 'good' re diet!

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