What cant I do? What can you not do?

[jellyjelly]

I cant read a map or know or understand how to drive in europe. What cant you do?

I can't swim and wish I could

I can't drive.

i can't walk from on end of the room to the other without injuring myself in some way. i'm so accident prone it's a standing joke with everyone i've ever known! i've broken things doctors didn't think you could break

dh cant understand that that he wil have to drive and navigate (at the moment i can drive but not navigate at all).

Really pinktuplips like what (sitting here with 5 broken bones in leg?)

I can't hear my national anthem and remain seated.
I can't do the forward crawl.
I can't watch Mrs Thatcher on TV (still)

my ear was three and fell against a fireplace, smashed my ear to pieces but didn't crack my skull which baffled doctors! also broke my nose but no-one knows when or where, my dad just noticed it was broken and healed wrong when i was a teen. i was almost put into care when i was little as the doctors in holland thought my parents were beating me

I feel out of a car when sober on boxig day and broke five bones and been off work with no money for almost 5 months, to match the amoutn of bones i broke.

I can't make curtains/blinds etc, completely useless.

i can't read a map, I seem to forget my left and right much to DH's annoyance.
I can't twist my tongue sideways in my mouth which DD thinks is funny as she can.

ouch jelly, you must be going up the walls!

I can't sit in silence in the house - have to have the radio/music/telly on always.

I can't sew (apart from doing buttons). Can't even turn up a hem.

I can't cut in a straight line.

Keep them coming,i am trying to persuade dh that it isnt abnormal that i dont know the town next to Reading apart from Wales!!.

jj,ca't play guitar properly.
Lamenting re fact to dh over dinner.
Only thing I regret.

Can't tie my shoe laces properly.

I have been going off the walls, have managed to clean the blinds and clean under the beds which is very hard with a broken leg which you cant lean on at all. Very proud that i haev seen my under bed for the first time since christmas. also managed to get drubnk for the first time since before i broke it. Feels so good.

You pissed now JJ? Me too.

Moondog - is dh leading you astray already? He's trying to fatten you up, you know .

Im fatas a goose which isnt ggod as my wedding is under 3 months.

Perhaps MS.
Howver presently in a heap upstairs with dd.
He is a bit of a lightweight (in all senses) THESE DAYS TOO.

No chance of being 'ravished' tonight then MD??

I can't slice bread -always end up with a wedge

can't ride a bike. (wish I could)