What cant I do? What can you not do?

[jellyjelly]

I cant read a map or know or understand how to drive in europe. What cant you do?

oh, and can't wolfwhistle

can't tell where North is but can read/remember/orientate maps - DH is the other way round so together we do v well.

i can't dance or sing
i can't speak another language
i can't stand the smell if cigarette smoke

also hopeful story - didn't think I could take one hand off handlebars whilst cycling, hence never cycled on roads as couldn't indicate, but this weekend I discovered that I CAN!
Hurrah!

(now no excuse to to cycle to work grr)

can't read music
can't cook for 2 (portions end up massive no matter what i do )
can't believe i'm 41

i can't do links and neither can my computer savvy dh. I'm blaming the computer. I can't sew either. I can't play chess. Very bad at reading music unless just one line - hasn't improved since I was 12. I can't wash a pair of socks and keep them as a pair - i have the largest collection of single socks [for me and ds] you've ever seen. DH won't let me wash his socks anymore.

I can't parallel park.

Can't slice bread very well (but have got better since meeting DH)

I can't get out off the shower with it still running, has to be turned off.

I can't eat sausages and salad together.

It sounds worse when i write it down!!

I can't sew... well I can but really hate it and then, as if in revenge, any mend or garment I have attempted falls apart!

Can't cook...at all...I burn water...really, I do!

Can't tell L from R without putting hand in the "holding a pen position" to spot R or chceking which hand my wedding ring is on!!!!

Can't sing...was joyfully warbling along to TV the other day and the cat popped head out from behind curtains with VERY worried expression, ran up to me and stared into my face!!!!

Can't whistle with my fingers in my mouth( although why would I want to?)
Can't roll my tongue but that may have something to do with the big metal bar through it!!
Can't read a map to save my life
Can't watch just one TV channel- I have to channel surf

I can't shrug my shoulders, and say "Oh Well".
I can't wear skirts in summer
I can't stand people who drive out to look at the pretty countryside and drop litter all over it.

I can't fill in forms or get motivated enough to sort out a pension.

I can't make my top and bottom inscisors, or however you spell it, meet.

can raise one eyebrow (very proud of this, spent ages practising when I was about 12)

I can't tell my left from my right either. When i'm driving i know that right is when you cross the traffic. So when driving on continent with dp giving instructions i got them wrong everytime. For 2 weeks......

I can't diet

I can't get past the 2nd roundabout from my house without worrying that i've left the cooker/gas/electric radiator on or windows/doors open.

I can't run, jump, cartwheels etc anymore (but hopefully could if I lost weight)

I can't cook cakes. Anything else but sponges. Not good for birthday parties.

I can't keep myself or my house tidy for more than 3 seconds together.

Can't knit, sew, housekeep, drive south without turning the map upside down, use lipstick or fasten a bra at the back.

Can do nothing-at-all, all day, really well

I can't put up shelves
I can't do brain-surgery
I can't speak Swahili (or most other languages in the world)
I can't play a musical instrument
I can't motivate myself to do daily exercises
I can't manage to go to bed early
I can't be arsed to think any more about other things I can't do

My incompetence is too comprehensive to detail, sadly.

I can't stand to leave things in a mess/disorganised.. I'm completely anally retentive (but have improved since DD born)

I can't say any word with "MN" or "NM" in it, ie: Animal, Enemy, Eminem (they come out: aminals, emeny, emineminem)

I can't abide rudeness, especially in adults/parents who set a bad example.

I can't roll my R's or wiggle my eyebrows, or my ears come to think of it. I seem to lack control over much of my body :)

I can't tidy up! Ok its a lie, I can really but I just DON'T WANT TOO!!!!

I can't....

walk in shoes with a heel (even a little one, i just fall off!

also, I can't just do one sneeze, I have to do at least three!

dunker, it's just practice - I couldn't walk in heels either till I forced myself to wear in my wedding shoes round the house every night. Start with 10min and work up!