So, what's in YOUR handbag?

[Imafairy]

Read Jeremy Clarkson's column in the Sun Times yesterday where he was talking about his wife's handbag and how it takes her forever to find things, and the amount of useless stuff she had in there. All of which rang true of course .
So, fess up, what's in your handbag? And be honest! I'll start (and I haven't had a cleanup, as will become very clear!)
Medical notes
Gaviscon (never leave home without it)
Wallet
Train season ticket
Work pass
Pack of tissues
Boarding cards for the last 4 flights I've bee on (in my defence they have all been in the last 6 weeks!)
Make up bag (which is never closed properly, so make up also all over handbag)
Handcream
Calpol sachets
One of DS's cars
mini ipod
about a million random receipts
5 pens
DS's stickers
Comb
perfume (one of the small sample sizes)
Mobile phone
(actually I'm quite impressed - my bag isn't THAT big, and it does manage to zip up)
Anyone else brave enough?

Epi Pens
Piriton
Nurofen(for me!)
Glasses
3 xlipstick
2x lipgloss
1 eyeshadow pallet
notebook
pen
mobile
I pod
elastic hair bands
Breast Cancer awarness swiss army knife(tiny& pink)

nikaleona, can I ask a nosey question? why do you have 2 phones?
(the holy grail of the mobile industry is to get people to have 2 phones = load more money for them!)

some of you guys must have suitcases, not handbags!

mine comes in at
keys
phone
work pass
purse
hankies
book
notebook for writing in
data stick
hairbrush
passport
carte de residence
file of essential current paperwork
spare sanitary towel
pen
paracetamol

...latex gloves!?

phone that hasnt worked for about a year
keys
picture of me & my sister as kids
6 pens
broken ball thing that used to have silver surfer on top of it (old mcd toy i think!)
quarter full toilet roll (still with cardboard middle)
assorted letters and bills
purse
photos of ds's as babies, dn(iece), dh, and one of our wedding
change in lining of bag approx £3
a handful of fluff
6 paper clips
crumpled old, stiff tissues (yuk)
gum (no wrapper)
12 packs of assorted pills
6 inhalors
1 spacer
notepad
scraps of paper with various numbers and notes on
a wodge of receipts
an unidentifyable grey thing, some sort of plastic
wardrobe door handle (been meaning to go to b&q and need to match up!)

The usual.

Plus a couple of dishwasher tablets, lol.

I remember we did this before and it was a great chance to have a clearout, so maybe we should run this thread every month or 2 to keep on top of our rubbish

Anyway I have:
purse
phone
address book
vaseline
lilet
nicorette lozenges (haven't used any since August at least)
1 earring
tissue
plaster
1 page ripped from Argos catalogue
ideas for summer term at nursery
arnica cream
calpol sachet (out of date)
medicine spoon
paracetamol
2 pens
keys
carrier bag
book of cloakroom tickets (1000)
1 toy car
1 mini box Smarties
1 lolly
chewing gum
spare pants (for ds, not me!)
playmobil manhair bobble
old shopping lists and receipts
appointment letter for parents evening
rebooking form for dd's swimming lessons

Thats it