So, what's in YOUR handbag?

[Imafairy]

Read Jeremy Clarkson's column in the Sun Times yesterday where he was talking about his wife's handbag and how it takes her forever to find things, and the amount of useless stuff she had in there. All of which rang true of course .
So, fess up, what's in your handbag? And be honest! I'll start (and I haven't had a cleanup, as will become very clear!)
Medical notes
Gaviscon (never leave home without it)
Wallet
Train season ticket
Work pass
Pack of tissues
Boarding cards for the last 4 flights I've bee on (in my defence they have all been in the last 6 weeks!)
Make up bag (which is never closed properly, so make up also all over handbag)
Handcream
Calpol sachets
One of DS's cars
mini ipod
about a million random receipts
5 pens
DS's stickers
Comb
perfume (one of the small sample sizes)
Mobile phone
(actually I'm quite impressed - my bag isn't THAT big, and it does manage to zip up)
Anyone else brave enough?

at least it was as hard as rock and not slimey, green & furry

Handbag - what's one of them? I either have a flowery changing bag, or DS's Noddy bag (his "special bag" with spare pants and trousers )

2 x freshen up sachets from kentucky
umberella
black pen
mini manicure set
bottle of 02 impulse
compact mirror
packet of tissues
pocket diary
first aid kit
pack of nurofen extra
canderel sweeteners
5 lipgloss set
Card holder with cards
2 x juicy tubes
1 x bourjois lipgloss
1 x maybelline lipgloss
4 x blink eye drops
1 x tin vaseline with aloevera
purse
mobile phone

Mine has:

purse
mobile
work pass
work safeword token thingy
sainsbo's active kids vouchers
car/house keys
DD's gloves
lipstick
lipgloss
drinking straw
3x building society books
tissues
DD's latest accident book report
leaflet from council re compost bins
leaflet from local pottery painting place

My god Radley!
Whats with all the lip stuff???

Once posted on another thread like this and it was massively embarassing - I was about the worst. Am much better now. Yesterday it also contained nappies/wipes etc but I am at work today. I don't do changing bags anymore.

LOL Nbg, I'm obsessed with lipgloss, not that it's obvious lol.

I still have dd's changing bag hanging up but haven't used it for ages.

Think I'll get her one for her to use.

Thats 9 lots of lipgloss and some vaseline!

Impressive!

Purse
Mobile phone
Lip Balm
Disposable Latex Gloves
Hairbrush
Pen
Diary
next vouchers
cheque book

and that only scrapes the amount of lipglosses I've got in my makeup box.

In case shes a dentist and ends up meeting Radley, lol.

Min has:

House keys
Office keys
Small bottle of anti bac hand clenaser
Lots of hair bobblers (mine)
Comb
makeup bag
purse
mobile
diary
cheque book
buzz light year pen
2 biros
giraffe note book
buzz lightyear's leg (!!)
2 tampons
wet wipes
glasses
spiderman gloves
whistle
plastic money
Driving licence application form

LOL nbg

crap- that weighs a tonne

Omg Pmsl at these

mine is a big green leather thing and contains..

pack of tissues
purse
loose cash/gas and credit cards (thrown in in haste at till)
carton of ready made cow & gate
huggies travel wipes
2 baby bottles
bib
vest
babygro
two odd pram shoes
lip gloss
various receipts/post its
3 used cotton buds (yuck)
two sets of house keys
black opaque tights
annoying baby radio toy
soft nightmare before christmas doll
one earring (i'll find the other i'm sure..lol)
broadband bill

minimal - in case i lose it or it gets swipped

purse / house key / lip gloss / sunglasses / tissues / pen / dd's junk !

God, my whole life is in my handbag. Here goes.

Mobile phone
Car and house keys
Cheque books x 2
Diary
Bottle of perfume
Pens x 5
Pencils x 2
Purse
Pull-off car radio front thingy
Metal tape measure
Swiss Army pen knife
Paracetamol
Lip gloss
Small calculator
Tissues
Sanitary towel
Small hairbrush
Tea tree spot stick
V small can of deodorant
Half tube of polo mints
Handbag mirror
Small pack of wet wipes
Leatherman folding tool thing (turns into a pair of pliers - v handy
Pair of leather gloves

Most of this stuff has just ended up in there, not planned or organized in any way.

In mine at the moment i have:
Purse
Mobile phone x2!
Diary x2!
Time sheet for work
Black pens x2
Blue pen
MP3 player
4 spare batteries
2 used batteries!
2 half empty packets of chewing gum!
Empty chewing gum packet!
Cadbury's creme egg wrapper!
My watch
Anti-bacterial hand gel
Disposable gloves (Latex and powder free!)
Sainsburys active kids vouchers x6
Tesco computers for schools vouchers x2
Tissues (all clean!)
Box of yogurt covered raisins
Tesco chocolate orange cereal bar!

There is alot more junk than i thought in there!

here goes
purse
mobile
perfume
diary
foundation
scissors
comb
sanitary towels
nail file
last years diary(??)
mints
lipstick
tissues

inspired now to clean the thing out
mirror
gift voucher
cheque book
medication
phone bill
keys
spare battery for key fob
reciepts

3 small nappies
1 large nappy
wipes
a nappy sack
spare baby vest
spare babygrow
muslin
hand wash
small jo malone perfume
mobile phone
keys
purse
shades
glasses for driving
book for me
book for DD1
DD1 small toy cat
DDs hair clips
hand cream
vaseline
lip balm
far too many recipts!