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Why old people are great...

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scoobysnax · 15/12/2003 16:00

Felt I had to start this thread as a counterbalance to a thread about how annoying they can be. I think old folk are mainly great because

They often have very nice manners
They put up with so much without complaining
They wear hats
They are able to indulge their eccentricities
They have lots of sweets and chocs in their houses
They have a sense of perspective
They love children
Santa is old

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dinosaur · 15/12/2003 16:04

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dadslib · 15/12/2003 16:10

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scoobysnax · 15/12/2003 16:15

dadslib I have suspicions that you too may have this fragrance about you

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Janstar · 15/12/2003 16:15

I went for shopping and lunch on Sunday with my 75 year old next door neighbour. She told me how lovely it was to have young company because she was 'fed up with old men' (her dh).

She knows more about our village than I ever will, has lived in the house 40-something years. She tells cracking stories about sherry-swilling vicars and naked dancing devil worshippers in the woods. (Our village is a funny place, all innocent old ladies on the surface, but we have 5 nudist colonies in the little lanes).

She was the one who told me the comic phrase 'coffin-dodgers' as used for old people.

Whatever we do they have seen it all before.

suedonim · 15/12/2003 16:32

Thanks for starting this, Scoobysnax. I think the other thread is rather unpleasant and upsetting.

Older people often have more time for talking.
They are interested in others.
They appreciate your interest.
They can offer good advice and sympathy.
They often look smart and have interesting homes.
They have a different outlook on life.
They went through a World War; some of them, twice.
They alway offer food and drink.
They smell of flowers and face powder (mostly just the ladies)
They have cute wrinkles and white hair.
They are a treasure trove of anecdotes and times past.
They have time for the small gestures which make life nicer.
They brought up the next generation.

They don't drive everywhere at 80mph in stupid, noisy, customised cars.

codswallop · 15/12/2003 16:33

Manners?

they are the worst for parking in the mothers spaces!1

Love children?!!

Janstar · 15/12/2003 16:36

You can't judge them all as one, any more than you would with ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation, etc.

scoobysnax · 15/12/2003 16:36

Suedonim I felt the same about the other thread - lol at you cars comment!!

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suedonim · 15/12/2003 16:36

Quite so.

scoobysnax · 15/12/2003 16:39

Janstar, you are so right about this, I don't know why old people are seen as a fair target???

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Janstar · 15/12/2003 16:40

I'm hoping to be one someday...it sure beats the alternative!

suedonim · 15/12/2003 16:40

Scooby...

suedonim · 15/12/2003 16:41

That's what we always say, Janstar!

scoobysnax · 15/12/2003 16:42

There is a secret old person inside me waiting to get out...I am looking forward to old age no end!

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LadyP · 15/12/2003 16:59

I love OLD people ie 70 plus because they are the really friendly, sweet, always time for DS people.

However, 60 to 70...... (maybe it's the start of the 'moany', driving to slow, tutting phase.)
BTW, this is a rough age guide - I don't ask them their age if they start moaning about how slow the cashier is .

StressyHead · 15/12/2003 17:01

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Janstar · 15/12/2003 17:03

There are plenty of young people who smell of wee too! Very young - in fact I have one living in my house.

Forestfly · 15/12/2003 17:04

Because they die and leave you all there money

codswallop · 15/12/2003 17:04

SH!! Turncoat!!

They always moan at you if you say excuse me 20 times and they park themselves int he middle of M and S foods

dinosaur · 15/12/2003 17:04

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codswallop · 15/12/2003 17:11

;o

codswallop · 15/12/2003 17:11

??!!

Janstar · 15/12/2003 17:11

Forestfly - bad girl!! Coddy, I think you are going to be the most cantankerous old person on the face of the planet one day

codswallop · 15/12/2003 17:13

iTS THE STRESS FROM AmAZON!!