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Why old people are great...

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scoobysnax · 15/12/2003 16:00

Felt I had to start this thread as a counterbalance to a thread about how annoying they can be. I think old folk are mainly great because

They often have very nice manners
They put up with so much without complaining
They wear hats
They are able to indulge their eccentricities
They have lots of sweets and chocs in their houses
They have a sense of perspective
They love children
Santa is old

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StressyHead · 15/12/2003 17:18

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Forestfly · 15/12/2003 17:44

Well whymummy sounds lovely

CafeCroissant · 15/12/2003 17:53

lol Forestfly, how old are you????.....
wrong thread I think!

Forestfly · 15/12/2003 17:54

Still in my twentys just hanging on in there desperately

whymummy · 15/12/2003 18:23

i am forest,but i do get annoyed with young women flirting with my barber when his shaving the hairs on my chin,i will hit them with my walking stick next time

Forestfly · 15/12/2003 18:25

Was that you?!!!!!!!

kayleigh · 15/12/2003 18:54

Because we'll all be one one day !

whymummy · 15/12/2003 18:59
Grin
codswallop · 15/12/2003 19:01

why go back to your thread - have a q

handlemecarefully · 16/12/2003 08:31

I agree with a lot of the 'good things' attributed to old people (although there are 'bad things' too - for example, fear of using new fangled concepts like automated cash cards!).

Mostly though I feel sorry for them, since they are undervalued by society and seen as an encumbrance and irritation.

Debl · 16/12/2003 11:40

On the subject of age (a little off thread...)
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

  1. You believe in Santa Claus.
  2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
  3. You are Santa Claus.
  4. You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

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