How do you dissolve a massive toilet-blocking poo?

[SilkStalkings]

That's it really, dd's constipation is back. My first thought is washing up liquid perhaps, to work on the fat particles. Can't face going at it with a knife just yet.

@BartFark

Just chuck a brock down there (if you can figure out what one is!!!!)

They like to dig????

Source: am a poo in a u-bend. Someone dropped a WiFi router down afterwards and now I have Internet

It's been 10 years now, it's probably gone!

Also, I thought the PP suggesting a breadstick meant a baguette

This thread's nearly ten years old so we're assuming the OP's sorted the blockage by now...

We're going to close it to new posts so it doesn't keep getting revived by weird trolls.