How do you dissolve a massive toilet-blocking poo?

[SilkStalkings]

That's it really, dd's constipation is back. My first thought is washing up liquid perhaps, to work on the fat particles. Can't face going at it with a knife just yet.

[JRyanUSA]

Throw it over the neighbors fence.

[ChristmasMoaner1]

Hahaha hand blender! Can you imagine?

[Me0wman]

My water pressure betrays me. If I buy a refill of dog poo dissolver, can it work on human poo too? Will EPA put me on their most wanted list?

[Lifesjustfun]

Tried all of these things after neighbours visited with their 3 year old who deposited a large proportion of his body weight. Eventually used a bottle of vinegar and a tub of bicarbonate of soda. Left fizzing for 20 mins and then poured a large bucket of water (I had used about 20 buckets prior to this with no movement)

[WowOoo]

Note for the future: if your dd is going to do a massive poo and use lots of roll teach her to flush half way. I've been there!

[Millionairenow]

Why are people randomly posting on a decade old thread?? Then every few years one person makes a suggestion? Just how did you find the thread fgs??

[Eightiesfan]

Oh god, my son always used to block the toilet, it was shocking really, my older son still refuses to use the upstairs toilet! Anyway we just put a bottle of bleach and left it overnight, a couple of flushes in the morning usually did the trick.

[WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll]

Why are people randomly posting on a decade old thread?? Then every few years one person makes a suggestion? Just how did you find the thread fgs??

I was wondering exactly that. People must go out of their way to AS 'unflushable turd' - whether out of urgent necessity or random curiosity.

The entire sum of the world's knowledge is freely available on the internet - yet all some people want to use it for is to search for is unconquerable jobbies!!

[LegArmpits]

😂😂😂😂💩

[Goldenbunny]

@DontstepontheMomeRaths

Argghhhh! Toothbrush?

I get a bucket full of water, press flush on the toilet and throw the bucket of water in at the same time quickly. Always works every time no matter how big the blockage.

Same here bucket boiling water and flush always works.

[nzborn]

few jugs of boiling water then flush

[raspberryjamchicken]

This thread is ten years old. Hopefully the poo is gone by now.

[Mumoftwoinprimary]

@raspberryjamchicken

This thread is ten years old. Hopefully the poo is gone by now.

Scarily the producer of the poo is probably at university now!

[Aquamarine1029]

I would have just burned my house down.

[oakleaffy]

@ripsishere

Big bucket of water tipped from as high as you can manage.

This.

I had opiates prescribed,{Infamous for causing constipation} and Number 2's were like rocks at that time.
A 2 gallon bucketful of water chased those away.

[ThreeLocusts]

I've used denture cleaning tablets (which I have at home for toilet cleaning anyway) with some success for this purpose. Throw in about 5, leave to dissolve, poke with wire coat hanger or similar, flush. Good luck!

[oakleaffy]

My word! this is a dinosaur zombie thread 10 years old!!!

The poo will have long been flushed out to sea.

[oakleaffy]

@BartFark

Just chuck a brock down there (if you can figure out what one is!!!!)

They like to dig????

Source: am a poo in a u-bend. Someone dropped a WiFi router down afterwards and now I have Internet

Do you have a dog?
A POO dle? or a Shit~zoo, Brock?...am I badgering you?!

[Aquamarine1029]

@oakleaffy

My word! this is a dinosaur zombie thread 10 years old!!!

The poo will have long been flushed out to sea.

I love zombie threads. Keeps me on my toes.

[Gingerkittykat]

Ok, this is a 10 year old thread but does nobody on Mumsnet own a plunger?

[Thoosa]

Breadstick is kind of genius.

Second dishwasher tablet/ laundry detergent/ vanish powder though. Something biology and enzymey. With hot water.

[MangosteenSoda]

I’m and that this thread has been revived 5 times over 10 years.

As an aside, my DC did the same at age 3. It took an unholy amount of effort to shift that bastard.

[ifyouhavetopostthisquery]

have you no Ciabatta?