Not related to child modelling

[alliebaba]

there you go... awaiting sarcy comments, especially from twig or hunker

i'll say one thing BOG OFF i'm a fat lookalike for lorraine kelly

twiglett sounds delightful

thumbs> i havent got time to stand in the mirror and dress up just to look round the shops!

bollocks that was meant to be a bold bog off

lorraine kelly is lovely allie just like you [pass the sick bucket im getting all gushy]

i'm imagining twiglett like that peperami off the advert now..with nobbly bits.

nah that's me bruvver .. he's the sane one in the family

whats up with lorraine kelly lol, i think she made it into zoo or fhms top 10 women that blokes ancy but would never admit to!!

i should say so.. i don't look like a middle aged sweaty sock (apologies to all lovely scottish people)

i always have my makeup on, even just to go to the shops, habit for me, dont do dressed up unless im going out though.

lol

'out'? oh, i went 'out' on new yrs eve and once in jan .. got to wear a skirt
dh classes me going food shopping as 'going out'

really allie? lorraine kelly/ well, she does have a lovely voice too!!

i'm 5"4 size 14, top heavy dull brown hair with a fringe, about shoulder length.. and i have a horrible mole on my face like a cocoa pop.. i want it cut off. it's like that austin powers film.. people talk to the mole

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lorraine kelly was good on the friday night project a few weeks ago.

based on your mole .. cindy crawford?

iv got moles on my face, they dont bother me though, is it a sticky up mole or flat?

allie stop it cos ill have to go and get the tenat ladies in a mo! cocoa pop.

its starting to sound like a dating thread now, best be careful before we get laid into like that mnetter who posted her snap on here

sticky up.. like a cocoa pop. i look like cindy crawfords short fat sister!

ive got a mole on my neck or a 3d mole as SDs sis calls it, WTF is a 3d mole?

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yeah, but she was pretty stunning cyan

that was funny, poor cow only posted a pic of herself, id never do it, but i did feel a tad sorry for her. only a tad though

allie i agree, i actually felt quite sorry for her, think her posting was taken completely out of context

allie, you dont sound as huge as youve been putting across. im 5'5 size 14-16 top as my tits grew after the kids and size 12 in stretcy jeans and 14 in normal jeans, 10st 5lb. there try and picture me now!oh and short blonde bob and knobbly knees

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