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omg, wow

51 replies

lou33 · 18/02/2006 21:02

Controlling fool

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WideWebWitch · 18/02/2006 21:05

Christ, I only got down the first page, how repulsive.

lou33 · 18/02/2006 21:07

i love the way she refused to sign it and gave it to the police.

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Nbg · 18/02/2006 21:12

What a total freakish man he is.

Revolting.

lou33 · 18/02/2006 21:15

reporting to him for hair measurement......

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Nbg · 18/02/2006 21:19

I can't believe he specified a measurement for pubic hair

W.E.I.R.D.O!!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 18/02/2006 21:20

Im sorry, but whats wrong with it???

alexsmum · 18/02/2006 21:21

absolutely f unbelievable!!!!!!
surely she must have realised he was a psycho before he got to this point?

Nbg · 18/02/2006 21:21

OMG

I didn't scroll down then

ntt · 18/02/2006 21:22

pmsl I'm gonna adapt it for dp

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 18/02/2006 21:22

What a weirdo!!!!

modsaluk · 18/02/2006 21:24

Are you serious Veni ?????

lou33 · 18/02/2006 21:24

the sex bit seems perfectly reasonable tho............

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kalex · 18/02/2006 21:25

FRuitcake!!!!!!!!!

Hulababy · 18/02/2006 21:26
Shock
VeniVidiVickiQV · 18/02/2006 21:28

OF course not Mods! Hence and at the bottom if you scroll down........

Definitely agree with Lou about the sex bit though.........

nutcracker · 18/02/2006 21:30

Jesus Christ

Nbg · 18/02/2006 21:30

Even the indigestion bit

[bork]

HappyMumof2 · 18/02/2006 21:32

Message withdrawn

LoveMyGirls · 18/02/2006 21:38

omg some men are so sick! this is a joke right? i cant believe any person could consider life to be set by a clock like that.

what a freak!

Mercy · 18/02/2006 21:39

Only read the first few paragraphs and gave up in horror.

Sadly as I'm sure some people know, this man is not that unusual. He is unusual in that he put it writing, some men have this as their hidden agenda - only to emerge several years down the line, if not much earlier

Counselling is a waste of time for men like him.

Why do some people behave like this??

Karmamother · 18/02/2006 21:41

How many of us will show this to our DP's/DH's????

I can hear them now.....

"Ooh, that sounds like a good idea, shall we use it too??"

muma3 · 18/02/2006 21:42

just read it and i am disgusted
even my dp who i thought would joke about it was gobsmacked !!!!
think i might type up a mild version for dp !!!

Twiglett · 18/02/2006 21:44

hahahaha

you are to be naked within an hour of kids going to bed .. WTF? [snurk]

Pixiefish · 18/02/2006 21:46

pathetic man

Mercy · 18/02/2006 21:49

OK, read the whole thing now. I think it's either a wind up or a truely perverted way of thinking.

I go for wind up.

or maybe a fucking dickwack, I'd cut your bollocks off with a rusty knife any day of the week.

Anyone care to join me ?

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