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An Ode To Daddy Cool....

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Pfer · 31/01/2006 10:44

As you know DC is leaving these fair shores pretty soon (hopefull) so I was thinking that a few of you out there may want to say goodbye by way of a poetic verse type thing.

So ladies one line each please:

Away he goes, across the water...

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amanda1 · 31/01/2006 10:48

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SPARKLER1 · 31/01/2006 10:51

lets all help to make his waiting time shorter

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Pfer · 31/01/2006 10:52

lets give him a helping hand,

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DaddyCool · 31/01/2006 10:53

this doesn't sound all good. it's almost as if you want me to go......

i'm not going till May so [raspberry]

MarsOnLife · 31/01/2006 10:54

With a kick up the bum

SPARKLER1 · 31/01/2006 10:54

Anyway - where are you off too??? [LOL!

DaddyCool · 31/01/2006 10:56

that doesn't rhyme sparkler.

(canada)

harpsichordcarrier · 31/01/2006 10:56

and a cheery goodbye

DaddyCool · 31/01/2006 10:57

with a kick up the bum,
and two fingers up to his wife's mum....

DaddyCool · 31/01/2006 10:57

just kidding. i get along with my MIL.

harpsichordcarrier · 31/01/2006 10:57

exactly what rhyming scheme are we using here???

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Pfer · 31/01/2006 10:58

sorry dc I read that wrong..... I missed out the 'to'......

We'll be sorry to see him go,

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DaddyCool · 31/01/2006 10:59
rummum · 31/01/2006 10:59

Away he goes, across the water...
Back to his home and native land
lets all help to make his waiting time shorter
lets give him a helping hand,
With a kick up the bum
and a cheery goodbye
We'll be sorry to see him go,
and well all miss his moans

Rhubarb · 31/01/2006 10:59

arse!

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Pfer · 31/01/2006 11:00

and his fabulous groans,

(so his MIL told me...)

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harpsichordcarrier · 31/01/2006 11:01

I think you may have missed a crucial point here
I suspect he may be able to get internet access in Canada
unless he's going to the Yukon or somewhere
are you going to live with the moose, DC?

Rhubarb · 31/01/2006 11:05

Arse licker
Nose picker
Vomit muncher
Crud cruncher
Raisin for a dick
Brain of a tick
DC is emigrating
So let's get celebrating!

How'd ya like that Butt Monkey!

You will be on Mumsnet won't you? Who else can I insult like this?

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Pfer · 31/01/2006 11:05

No he can't! The bears have eaten all internet connections.

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Pfer · 31/01/2006 11:05

Rhubarb pmsl

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Rhubarb · 31/01/2006 11:16

Awww, think he's sulking now!

Rhubarb · 31/01/2006 11:17

sulk!

DaddyCool · 31/01/2006 11:28

yes harsichord. I tried to explain the whole world wide web thing to LGJ the other day but I don't think it sank in

I'M NOT LEAVING MUMSNET! (as I hear a collective "shit!" across the country)

i'll probably break off for most of the summer though.

Rhubarb · 31/01/2006 11:29

Did ya like mi ditty?

DaddyCool · 31/01/2006 11:29

yes. it brought a tear to my eye.