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cyan · 30/01/2006 18:01

as requested by 7s

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7777777 · 16/02/2006 22:45

allie!!!!i left good luck note on modelling thread.

notosheep, if youre raiding the fridge, you can read this in the morning coz im going out in the garden for a ciggy. i do think were attracted to the same blokes. ive always gone for the rough n ready, tarmac, boozy, rough sex sort! and i have to say theyve been quite violent as well. this was until say 10 years ago when i had first son. when i met 2nd sons dad (god, im a hussy) i thought 'right clare, go for the opposite' so i did 'teacher, boring, dont drink, blah blah blah'. give me rough hardworking tarmacer any day

alliep30 · 16/02/2006 22:46

blimey 7's that's a bit graphic

7777777 · 17/02/2006 09:13

i like to be graphic allie!!good luck today.

cyan · 17/02/2006 09:29

morning 7s! i always end up with blokes that are really horrible to me.

allie good luck with elliots interview lovey. im off to enroll now so keep growing your leg hair and ill give you all a wax!!!!

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notasheep · 17/02/2006 16:59

7s did they have a tattoo too!!!!!!!

Looks like we have even more in common than Golfs- I am a Clare too!

Prob wont be on later as doing mad pack for half term-my Golf is going to a get a fast run,about time,1st stop Oxford

7777777 · 17/02/2006 17:21

hi notasheep, fancy having the same name!ive got the hoover running and one eye on this!yea, my blokes normally did have tatooes, ive got a thing about a bloke being a mans man!thats why my family were shocked when i got with 2nd ds dad and he was a geeky teacher

notasheep · 18/02/2006 20:27

7s,these men of yours,were they over the bonnet of the car ones?!!!!!!!!!!

7777777 · 18/02/2006 20:29

lost my viginity over the bonnet of a car!is that wot you meant!

notasheep · 18/02/2006 20:31

No i wasnt being that personal about virginity and all that.

My experience of a rough man was that, so was just wondering if thats the kind of thing.........

7777777 · 18/02/2006 20:34

yea was like that when i was younger and a bit of a nymph! cant be like that with kids can you. i was in tesco the other day and a man abut my dads age walked past stinking of tarmac and i said quite loudly "ooo i love the smell of tarmac!" how embarassing, i did apologise to him but i think he found it quite amusing so did ds1

notasheep · 18/02/2006 20:37

Think i could get high on the smell of Tarmac!

Sex isnt on the Menu here so no adventures to tell

7777777 · 18/02/2006 20:42

hows your dp?you getting on ok or still planning your escape

notasheep · 18/02/2006 20:44

Oh how could i forget,saw your GORGEOUS ds on your other thread.Those Eyes-hes bound to break some hearts!
But cant believe he is about same age as my ds!

My ds looks such a baby in comparison-he was a big booby boy!

notasheep · 18/02/2006 20:45

I start going to Relate on Feb 27th and must make a decision this year as its been dragging on for so long

7777777 · 18/02/2006 20:46

im pleased if you think ds looks big and healthy coz hes only just started gaining weight coz of his food intolerances, he used to be a really orange colour until about a month ago and now has pink cheeks which is great

notasheep · 18/02/2006 20:54

He looks a picture of health-off now may be back later.

Dp out tonight just for a change!!!!!!!!

alliep30 · 18/02/2006 22:11

hello shite speaking golf drivers.
Dh made me laugh.. he thinks he's on a winner

  1. Had a shave
  2. Applied aftershave
  3. Put on his best "milk Tray" black jumper
  4. Cooked me dinner better than Jamie Oliver
  5. Is eagerly sitting in the lounge waitin for me while i've been here for 1hr

should i put him out of his misery??

cyan · 18/02/2006 23:07

evening ladies, am absolutely knackered had a good day will tell you all about it tomorrow, only just got in!!!

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7777777 · 19/02/2006 13:00

allie, did you give in to your lovely dh?was his effort worth the effort?!

alliep30 · 19/02/2006 20:31

that would be telling.hope you're ok x

cyan · 19/02/2006 20:32

hellooo allie hows you lovely

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alliep30 · 19/02/2006 21:32

i fine ta! how was charlie boy's big day(s)

cyan · 19/02/2006 21:44

good fun, just been reading on the members profile thread, and boy did that gravity get a slating from some people, almost as bad as the bounty lot dont you reckon!

yeah had nice party but glad all over! he stuffed his face and played in the ball pond bless his cottons. hows kids, is elliot back at school tomorrow?

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alliep30 · 19/02/2006 21:51

yeah i read that. it's amazing how a few wrongly but innocently placed words can get you such a pasting. i though she looked great!. So glas he had fun bless him. are you ok???
El back at school tomorrow. FIL illegally filled him with jelly beans this afternoon so he was running around the walls... tucked up in his new cabin bed now!!!

cyan · 19/02/2006 21:55

yeah not bad. i felt for that gravity sometimes cant do right for wrong on this site IYKWIM. people take things a bit too personally. so what if she feels fab and gorgeous. FFS!!!!!!! am trying to sort out a meet-up have you looked on mod thread

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