Threads you wish you could start

[Mog]

How about

Is my baby sleeping through the night too soon?
Should I really be this thin after having a baby?
Boss wants to increase my salary and let me work from home- is it a good idea?

Any more?

Okay, how about "what can I do with all this excess energy ?"

"My 5 yr old loves shopping so much that I cannot persuade him to go to the playground instead"
"I walked into the first store and found all the clothes of my first choice in the right sizes for both kids, and they were all reduced! I was in and out in 5 minutes and there was no queue. Why is life so easy ?"

There isnt a mouse under the stairs after all ()

The mouse hasnt chewed dd's winter coat up either ()

Monday morning is running so smoothly, im so glad the weekend is over and it been such a great start to another fantastic week.

tee hee, batters!

In The News: Government bows to pressure from MumsNet: clocks will NOT go back for fear of a generation of toddlers waking at 4.30 a.m.

Birth Announcements: Baby Dannie is here
(have been in something that feels like early labour since Saturday afternoon without progressing further. Am VERY fed up )

They're making a new series of Buffy!

...and The West Wing is to get a nightly 9 pm slot on C4...

Another west wing fan!!! Thats not a start to a thread! Oh I love it, didn't know that there were anymore fans on here.

Boss suggests I work a 2 day week for the same pay.

It's the only thing I watch on television (apart from occasional kids' videos) so not worth getting digital for. I love it to bits

My Wedding to Sir Montgomery Hughes PineBurger the third will be at Edinburgh Castle on Sunday. Followed by Cocktails in New York, and a round the world trip. All Mumsnetters welcome

Latest news: wine, pizza and chocs make you lovely and slim.

Finally, tonight....

Strokes singer Julian Casablancas to move next door to little known mum of 2, lazyeye.

Mumsnet in the black!

Lilibet, I have to tape wife swap cos I have to watch West Wing on E4 on Tuesday nights - I love it!

three of us! I love it. It is the best programme I have ever seen. So who do you like best?. I am a Leo fan, but do have a signed photo of the President on my wall, scuse me while I just get my anorak back from the cleaners!

The president when he is having a spat with the first lady or just winding up the staff. I'm so glad cj's love life has got going again ... and no, of course it's not just a tv show!

I got a job as a vet!

And I did resist dyeind my hair immediatly, on my own and I don't have two-coloured, pink-brown hair

I'm flooded with babysitting offers - what should I do?

All my pre-pregnancy clothes are too baggy - should I get rid of them?

Just packing to go on exotic holiday next week - since I'm so toned and honed at the moment, should I buy another incy-wincy bikini?

Oh, and:

Josh from the West Wing has asked me to dinner, which of the flatteringly revealing dresses which just happen to be hanging in my cupboard should I wear?

I didn't off load my whole life on mumsnet last night