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[Mog]

How about

Is my baby sleeping through the night too soon?
Should I really be this thin after having a baby?
Boss wants to increase my salary and let me work from home- is it a good idea?

Any more?

How about I've just won the lottery

Men cant keep there eyes off me

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Should i go on the round the world cruise with a nanny, cleaner and private chef?

My house is full of firemen trying to have sex with me what should i do?

I can build- do I have a degree

Should my personal trainer by jealous of my abs?

Should i say yes to Ethan Hawkes Marriage proposal?

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My labour lasted 3 minutes and I didn't need pain relief, is this wrong?

Always mistaken for younger than I am

Discovered new lease of energy since becoming a mum

Being a mumsnetter helps me get the chores done

Dadslib hasnt posted anything nasty today

ROFL

FF LOL

Brad Pitt has just ditched Jennifer and whisked me off my feet (Oh and become a few years younger) :0

ROFL

My child won't eat chocolate or crisps, is he normal??

My dd is 8yrs old, when do tantrums start?

I've just got a better degree than Dadslib, should I tell him??

rofl at everyone

can't think of anything at the moment.

My 14 year old daughter doesn't wear make up or skimpy clothes, what should I do?

Dh is unreasonable - he makes me lift up my feet while he hoovers under thm.

Why does ds only watch one programme on CBeebies and then turn off?

Why is public transport just so ridiculously efficient, reliable and clean?

Why do I never get hangovers?

Why is my h such a great partner and parent?

how to remove a remote control from dh's hand- any tips

Why am i so wonderful; my house is immaculate, i always have freshly prepared meals on the table, and washing is cleaned, pressed and put away.