Threads you wish you could start

[Mog]

How about

Is my baby sleeping through the night too soon?
Should I really be this thin after having a baby?
Boss wants to increase my salary and let me work from home- is it a good idea?

Any more?

All my clothes are too big as I've shrunk from a size 18 to a size 10 - just so busy that i forget to eat!

i NEVER feel stressed..am i normal?

help mumsnetters arnt calling each other..what shall we do?

i'm pregnant!

Aww, hugs, BK! (me too, btw).

Chat: I have just run the marathon twice and my hair/make up are still immaculate.

Chat: You better buy good housekeeping because my house is in there

Chat: I have just passed my OU exam (bloomin' miracle) and got onto a midwifery course and can still afford private eduction for my children

Preganacy: Its twins

Education: my new class are prefect and are all going to get level 6s in their SATS and all the parents will love me!

With the current atmosphere mumsnet there a few threads that I would like to start with:

All men are........ !!

Best not finish that one.

dh didn't come back drunk from watching the england match and he's not told 60 times about beckham missing the penalty

heeeeeeeeeeelp!!

M2T - I was seriously thinking about posting that just to see if anyone would come up with anything

How about "My missus says she's ready to do housework, but it's only been a year since the baby was born! Should I let her?"

my dd's have behaved all day and bought me tea and taost in bed this morning.

Tom - don't tempt me!!

my dh has learnt where the hoover is.

M2T - you start that one and I'd have to retaliate with "All women are...

Tom - strangely enough theres a song that springs to mind here.....

Walkin on Walkin on
Broken Glaaaaaaaaaaasss

All women are superior..... what else can I say!

all women need a break?

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Your reasoning is impeccable!
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Reasoning??? I'm woman! I don't NEED any reasoning!

Tom, only a year??
She's taking the ----

tom, does she have pnd? i imagine that would sap the desire to do any housework.

For the past weeks my kids wake up at 9 and let me have a lie in - should I be worried? Are they sleeping too much ?

pupuce

How about "I'm worried I might be getting a little TOO thin"

Jasper - that's not funny - I am worried for real ! I mean about getting too thin! not the lie-ins (though we had one this AM )