Threads you wish you could start

[Mog]

How about

Is my baby sleeping through the night too soon?
Should I really be this thin after having a baby?
Boss wants to increase my salary and let me work from home- is it a good idea?

Any more?

Aliens come and tidy my house every night - should I call Mulder and Scully?

Love this thread, ROFL!

My boss has just given me a huge bonus and told me to take the rest of the day off, as a thank you for my hard work.

Dh has just taken dd1 off to a party for two hours, and offered to take dd2 to the soft play area before he picks her up. My house is absolutely immaculate - how should I use my spare time?

just seen this, what a great one!
Lots of wine - excellent for health
wonderful state-provided nannies
Mrs Banderas
employer-provided 6 months sabbaticals to Africa
ds,obedient & quiet but still a true character...