Threads you wish you could start

[Mog]

How about

Is my baby sleeping through the night too soon?
Should I really be this thin after having a baby?
Boss wants to increase my salary and let me work from home- is it a good idea?

Any more?

Jeremy Northam is stalking me

These are all hilarious, what a brilliant idea, Mog!

My husband brings me flowers every day and I just don't know what to do with them all ... any tips?

My husband has just announced that he wants to give up cricket to spend more time with me and the children ... has anyone had any experience of this?

Am having problems changing my baby's nappy as my nail extensions get in the way ... does anyone else have this problem?

My mooncup is way too big

My hair looks fab this morning as usual ...hairdryer for sale.

I'm in better shape now than before I had babies - is this normal?

I fit into the jeans I wore when I was 18 yrs old - do I need to retire them?

Strangers keep thinking my daughter is my younger sister, what should I say to correct them?

My children are angels, and I'm always in a good mood - is there something wrong with us?

I have too much money - what charities should I donate to?

Im in bed with a handsome man, he really knows what to do . Thank God im not on mumsnet, that would be sad

My hair is natually long and curly but I would like it to look more frizzy..are there any products you can recommend?

What would be appropriate Xmas presents for my 100+ servants?

My MIL never disagrees with me, does yours?

I've been offered a £1000-an-hour job in the Maldives researching on Mumsnet, should I accept?

I'm depressed because my family runs perfectly while I'm in bed

Just found out dd is naturally immune to every illness around, so no imm's needed - is this normal?

Can I go over 5 portions of fruit and veg a day?

Digestive biscuit recipe wanted for NCT coffee morning

Husband snoring cured my pregnancy insomnia

How to say goodbye to your colleagues, when your leaving and their not.... actually that ones true

Oh Beetroot Hugs coming your way.

I've been offered £100,000 a year just to observe my children for research purposes!

Plus, (now this is where I get greedy!) most of the ones already listed!!!

dh says we can have a take away every night so i can spend more time on mumsnet

my dh is thin

My ds1 just won't shut up.

my dh never nags

rivig - I would love that research job observing my own dd!

My boss really does have a plunger on his head, so I'm not the only one laughing!

ROFL @ Doormat

"my dh is thin"

My mother isn't an interfering busy body

i love my mil's presents from the pound stretcher

WHYMUMMY

"IN THE NEWS: Belgium chocolate clears up spots"

Should i wear the gucci black no. or the backless stella no. for my hot date tonight?

Why can't I have just one orgasm at a time?

Is his willy too big?