Threads you wish you could start

[Mog]

How about

Is my baby sleeping through the night too soon?
Should I really be this thin after having a baby?
Boss wants to increase my salary and let me work from home- is it a good idea?

Any more?

My tits dont know the meaning of gravity

ROFL!! How about:
Help! My dd is too clever and popular!
My anti-stretchmark cream is too efficient and now I have the belly of a 12 year old!
Breastfeeding has made my boobs more perky - is this normal?
I've managed to get onto the Boden site at clearance time and even actually buy something in my size! Has this ever happened to anyone else - I feel so abnormal.

I never have a period

I have a bum like Kylies

My first novel is about to be published and I'm earning more than JK Rowling from it - how can I hold my head up in Lidl any more?

......lol @ all of theses....fantastic!!!

The bank has made an error in my favour, collect £250.

ds never throws trantrum and does what I ask...is this normal?

crying with laughter here!!!

Multiple orgasms every time dh and I have sex. Is this normal?

I was so fabulous, polite and easy-going during labour, they named the new Labour Ward after me

childbirth is like shelling peas

My DS asks to go to bed at 6 pm on the dot - should I let him?
Since conceiving I have become the life and soul of the party. Since I only need two hours sleep what should I do with all my spare time?

I was so fabulous, polite and easy-going during labour, they named the new Labour Ward after me

my house is spotless

These are SO great!!
JanStar have a wonderful time in Tenerife!
My threads:

After rigorous exercise I never seem to sweat or smell, is this normal?

I am always happy, is there something wrong with me?

My dishwasher keeps loading and emptying itself, should I call a repairman?

My DH wants to start doing more chores, what do you think I should do?

My DH said I could either work or go the spa 3 times a week, can any of you help me with my decision?

All these breakfasts in bed and lie-ins have made me forget what the downstairs of my house is like! Help!

I think I have too many orgasms - could this be dangerous to my health?

My husband's penis is tremendous, does anyone else have this problem?

Forestfly - it was your post about firemen that prompted the address request

Forestfly - it was your post about firemen that prompted the address request

Forestfly - it was your post about firemen that prompted the address request

I just so knew that was going to happen...

These are brilliant, thanks for the laugh!