Feel free to PARP me on any of the following subjects....

[aloha]

Church schools
Caesarians
What lovely people midwives are.

I think you all know my opinions by now!

What are your PARP subjects?

...and I had an awful lot I could have said about sausage rolls today, but bit my tongue in a saintly fashion instead....

Message withdrawn

howsabout..." I'm horny and having sex 3 hours after giving birth, do you think that's too early?"

translated as " my husband and i have such a fantastically high sex drive, you saddo girls are so friginn frigid!. Does my post give you something else to worry about now?"

parp, parp!!

lol, this thread is 2 years old and yet straangely familiar.

Worst ones:

"What do you think of my choice of baby name? What do you mean you DON'T like Gracie Racy Evie Schmeevie Betty Petty-Mae? But we've just called our little precious that! (CRY!)" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

'My 3 day old cries all the time. Is she/he normal?' (Read: Am I normal for wanting to fling this little Chucky-a-like out of the window so soon after posting a gushing great birth announcement? Answer: Oh piss off and come back when you haven't slept or shagged your husband for 6 months. And YES. You are normal).

Others:

Where can I find a maths tutor for my 2 yr old?

People who earn under 100k should be sterilised, the scum!

Is £500 too much to spend on my liickel 3 month old diddykums this Xmas?

SNOOZE

Forgot:

'I LOVE spending 20 hours a day cutting deals in the city and only 8 minutes per day barking instructions at the au pair who is bringing up my 6 kids. s. It is clearly you downtrodden martyr-ish wenches that actually like spending time with your kids who are the weirdos. Weirdos!'

'I LOVE spending every waking hour making shite collages out of autumn leaves and milktops and doing anything to fill the hours before it is acceptable to plonk the kid infront of CBeebies and come on to MN . It is clearly you workaholic career bitch sigourney-Weaver-in-Working-Girl freaks who are the freaks. Freaks!'

Tiresome stereotypes. Complete lack of sisterly solidarity. Shit.

Circumcision "because that's how his dad looks"
Infant ear piercing
White poppies
Termtime school holidays (though god I am tempted; dd starts school in January)
4X4s

Surely the worst are the "I hate MN, you are all a bunch of bitches" threads (or do these come under general 'attention seeking'?)

The threads mentioned 2 years ago ARE amazingly familiar......

Oh yes - also don't like threads about mumsnet changing and not being the happy place it used to be.

'I'm not being racist BUT.... where are all the white kids in my DD's school? / why am I the only non-Albanian living on my housing estate? / burn the gypsies, burn them!'

Dodgy