Feel free to PARP me on any of the following subjects....

[aloha]

Church schools
Caesarians
What lovely people midwives are.

I think you all know my opinions by now!

What are your PARP subjects?

Hiya DIT - yes, am trying the same too. Working a treat, isn't it?! LOL!

EDMBB! "You talking to me?"

word association
WHY????????????

I also think that, by now, there must be so many bloody breast feeding threads in the archives, that there is realy no need to start a new one-all the subjects have been covered ,unless by some strange,new coincedence you can catch bloody bird flu by BF!!

I don't know....can you??

you only get bird flu from Boden, Ocado or Health Visitors

single persons name threads,
threads abit like this that scare newcomers (ie anyone in the last two years) off mumsnet, (poss the intention..........)
anyone slating a mums whos doing her best but is different from the next poster.
all the we've known each other for years and you havent a clue threads............
all the anti 'tread' threads really.

DIT, but the archive's down and it's fun fun fun to have new nork-related rows - keeps me from talking about weaning spoons, doesn't it?

I'm always amazed by how much energy and vitriol I can still summon up about rows I've had at least six times in the last 2 years!

Me too Caligula (re me, btw - haven't kept tabs on your particular vitriol-summoning abilities - though have recollections of them being immense )

Ok-Ok-as long as you are calling them "NORKS",I will let you off!!

Re new mumsnetters-so do we avoid using "Mumsnet" slang for fear of scaring then off??? I think not! We were all new once-a little bit "Whey" , a little bit "Whoa" but we soon got used to the madness and joined in the fun and frolics....didn't we??? Or am I in some strange, parallel, virtual domain called "Stepford"????

so that's what a beanie is? I wondered why som many poeple were getting het up about cuddly toys.

Can see dramaqueen's point about new people reading this thread - hate to admit is as I find the messages funny, but well, yes good point.

dropinthe, I think I around next Sat afternoon, I'll email you a few days before.

Aloha - there are a number of midwives I loathe

WTF is babydancing?

Sex

Oh, Lord

catherine deneuve threads

Just read that as Sex being one of your parps Mears!

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Probably is

that's nice, Rickman.

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Tests and quizzes. Only beacuse I'm so bad at them. Sulk, sulk, sulk

Talking of baby dancing and so forth, I noted a conception thread with 'good swimmers and sticky baby dust a must' type of title.

Now I know what they mean by 'good swimmers' but sticky baby dust? Can anyone enlighten me?

Eeeugh. It doesn't sound hygienic, whatever it is.

I like name threads.
Nightynight - we really shouldn't take it quite so seriously, should we?
I think a PARP thread is one when you read back your contributions and you see yourself go from perfectly reasonable person to humourless ranting in about five posts.