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Horrifying bra shop debacle!!!!!!!!!

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colditz · 17/10/2005 20:57

Had to buy a new bra today, so went into my local bra shop with 2.5 yo ds in his pushchair.

In the changing room, ds pipes up as I take off my bra to try one on....

"Look! Mummy's big boobies! Boobies, mummy, two boobies! Looooooook!!! Big BOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEESSSSS!"

While I was desperatly trying to distract him with rambling gasps of

"What colour is your t shirt darling? And your pushchair? Do you want some chocolate? Say chocolate!"

(... and thinking "Oh my God you little sod. You've never noticed them before, you've seen them before, why now for God's sake, why ^now!?"....)

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edam · 17/10/2005 21:00

Guffaw! Wait until he brings his first girlfriend home and tell her every embarrassing story you can remember...

Ds got interested in my freckles and started pointing to them saying 'spot' in an emphatic manner. I tried to persuade him they were beauty spots without much joy. Then we were cuddled up in bed when he pulled my t-shirt up, took one look at my nipple and yelled 'SPOT!!!!!!' as if this was the biggest spot he'd ever seen. Which I suppose it was!

puff · 17/10/2005 21:03

lol

When dh takes ds1 in to public loos, ds always announces, "I've got a small willy, but yours is ENORMOUS Daddy!"

Smirks all round in the gents.

hornbag · 17/10/2005 21:04

Don't you just love it when they really pick their moment.
DD, at around the same age , came into a toilet cubicle with me ( note: BIG queue outside the cubicle). When she saw my pants ( non VPL shorts-type things) she asked at the top of her voice "why are you wearing Daddy's pants?". No amount of "don't be silly darling they're not Daddy's" would shut her up. She just became increasingly adamant " They ARE Daddy's pants..."
The worst part was leaving the cubicle and having to face a line of people who'd heard everything.

hunkerpumpkin · 17/10/2005 21:05

Puff, did your DH teach him to say that?

CaptainCavemansMummy · 17/10/2005 21:06

stop!! I'm crying with laughter

puff · 17/10/2005 21:06

lol Hunker, bet he did!

WickedWestCountryLass · 17/10/2005 21:07

Bwahahahahaha

RottenRhubarb · 17/10/2005 21:08

PMSL!!!!

Dd did a poo in her nappy in Church so I went to change it. I came back in during the sermon, dd was very proud and said in a loud voice to daddy "I did POO daddy! POO! Daddy! I did POO! POO!" dh made it worse because he chose to ignore her, which just made her louder!

She also used to call the priest "pissed", she would say "Look Mummy, there's the pissed! He's the PISSED isn't he mummy!"

ghosty · 17/10/2005 21:09

pmsl!
It reminds me of the time I was trying on some jeans in a cubicle and DS grabbed my leg and said, "Oooooh, Mummy, look at these lovely big fat wobbly thighs!!!"

I tried to stay in there long enough that anyone who had heard had tried on their stuff and left again ... but still met grins when I did leave

RottenRhubarb · 17/10/2005 21:12

Blokes can be just as bad though. My dh got pissed at my sister's party, she was wearing a short t-shirt, and dh went up to her whilst she was with a group of friends, grabbed her belly and said "Ooooh, look at your puddings!" I will never forget her horrified face!

No wonder I'm trying to sell him!

TinyGang · 17/10/2005 21:14

They sure know how to embarrass us poor old mums!

On holiday his year we only had a shower and no bath. I was worried the gang would slip so had them one at a time in with me. Never again. They were just the right height to notice all kinds of things.

By the time I'd had the third observation on 'mummy's fat tummy..' and lord knows what else, I handed them over to dh. He also came out red faced and muttering they'd have to take their chances alone in the slippery shower for the rest of the holiday.

Passionkiller · 17/10/2005 21:35

PMSL at this it's really cheered me up. Esp the pissed priest.

pixel · 18/10/2005 00:12

Taking young children into changing rooms is fraught with danger. They have a habit of whipping the curtain open with no warning just when a queue has formed outside!

BadHair · 18/10/2005 00:27

The first time I took Ds1 in a cubicle in the swimming pool changing room he loudly announced that mummy had a hairy bottom, to the delight of the school party getting changed outside. He was actually looking at a front view not back, and he'd seen it all before so I don't know why he suddenly became so attentive to it. Nothing would shut him up. 20 minutes I had to wait until the school kids had left the room, and I still had to walk past them all as they queued up to get on their bus.

NannyL · 18/10/2005 09:47

LOl, when i took my then 3 year old charge into the swmming pool changing rooms where we went every week, there was 1 time when this lady was naked having a shower

he loudly shouts out "look, that lady has the same bottom as you" and then went on and on about it until i did actually 'look'

Psychobabble · 18/10/2005 10:03

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frannykenstein · 18/10/2005 10:21

When I was working as a nanny, my employer asked me to get in the shower with her toddler, so she wouldn't be scared. Her older sister wandered in and asked "How come your boobies hang down even though you haven't had any babies yet?"

Lio · 18/10/2005 10:37

Oh dear (wipes eyes). These are so lovely, can't wait for ds to do something insane enough that I can join in. Worst so far is saying 'kick cock' over and over in hushed breakfast room at hotel in time to the tick-tock of the clock, but not nearly stunning enough to make a dent in my embarassment shield.

MrsSpoon · 18/10/2005 10:59

LOL, brilliant!

My DS2, aged 3 was watching my Mum getting dressed one morning, for some reason he was facinated, she put her bra on to which he was delighted and shouted "Do it again Nana!".

slug · 18/10/2005 12:50

Last night we had friends around. DD was put to bed by Ian, a lovely lad in his late 20's. She insisted on having her favourite pirate book read to her and when I peeked in she was seriously explaining to Ian that "Barberous Berthas wobbly tits were just like Mummy's wobbly tits, only Mummy wears a bra so they don't wobble so much...Nanny wears a bra on her wobbly tits too..you don't have wobbly tits, you're a boy, you have bits just like my daddy....."

Poor lad, hasn't much experience with children, didn't know what to say or where to look. Needless to say we were all prostrate with laughter.

winnie · 18/10/2005 12:53

Grin Grin

Mum2girls · 18/10/2005 12:55

DD1, then 3yo has said loudly and publicly to her 82 yo gramndmother,

"You don't have a willy, do you grandma?" and

patting them exhuberantly "Your boobies are enourmous grandma"

CountessCadburyOfBournville · 18/10/2005 12:59

pmsl!!!
That's fab!
My ds, a few months ago would decide he had had enough of his meal, pick up the bowl and thrust it towards me saying "MUFF"!!!!
Even worse, when his language improved, he said (and still does) "I Penist, Mummy"!

My poor dad was is kinks every meal time.

Mummyvicky · 18/10/2005 14:33

Loving these!!
Ive posted this here before, but when ds was 3 he went into some busy public loos with daddy. He said really loudly " Daddy!! your willy's got a beard!" DH was mortiied! hehehe
Ive also shared a cubicle with him and he opened the door much to the disgust of the elderly dears washing their hand opposite me- there I was mid wee hissing "close the door NOW" lol
Also dd has a thing for boobs and any woman she meets she pulls there tops up to have a look!!

Nbg · 18/10/2005 14:38

Am sat here in tears

ROFL!