What's the next "make MN unwelcoming" game going to be?

[hunkermunker]

We've had "out the troll" when a newbie posts.

We've had "PARP at the thread" when an oft-posted topic is posted again.

Anyone got any others?

I fear I may be living in a rather glass like house were I to start a thread called:
who has the silliest name on MN?
no?

I love the names on here - some of them are so clever and make me insanely jealous that I wasn't bright enough to choose them. The only ones I am not keen on are real-life names. Jane123 etc. (Sorry Jane123 if you are out there...)

I started this thread... Is that bad enough?

i'll start ANY thread... i am not scared of the wrath of mumsnet!

hm - this thread is - at most - mildly provocative.
not what I would call very bad...
I'm sure you are capable of much worse though

ok, lets have a competition to see who can start the "baddest" thread

how bad can bad be? and are any subjects off limits?

anyth9ing goes

although, i can't think of anything really BAD now!

What about "If everyone were to buy a brand new car then we could get rid of all the old ugly cars on teh road"

But that's a fact - who could argue?

noooo! i have a lovely old beetle and she is beautiful!

i think it needs to be much more controversial

Starlover? Is my thread bad enough for your competition? Or too tongue in cheek??

I could try another... but am scared.

no... not bad enouigh

hmmm i am struggling to come up with the right thing here

do you have any ideas?

Bottle feeding root cause of juvenile delinquents and low I.Q. - fact. Discuss!

nah, if i start that they will know i am taking the piss

Did you know the M**a ad has gone?

That had to be one of the biggest threads.

What was wrong with Milupa again?

(Just joking, don't go there)

i think it needs to be
"don't you hate parents who...."

lol lockets... i have a child here who would agree with that!

The secret to a truly controversial thread seems to be to make it completely innocent. There's no rhyme or reason to what makes MN kick off.

'I have just bought a set of teaspoons' should get them going.