i'm no liar! i turned 30 in august.
i'm kinda like...well..... a muscle bound greek god. when i walk down the street i attract a collection of layyddeezz following on behind me all swooning. the odd one faints but the others help her up. when i get to my door i have to open and shut it quickly so they don't follow me in. from there, they start peering through my windows and making kissy faces and other gestures i won't describe and i'm forced to shut the curtains and pretend i'm not there until they slowly start wandering off, back to their intensely ugly dps/dhs.