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how do you perceive others on here

82 replies

QueenOfQuotes · 19/09/2005 16:21

Just wondering really?

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marthamoo · 19/09/2005 16:45

Fio wears an Alice band, likes horses, is married to a Giles or a Rupert, went to Roedean, wears twinset and pearls every day, and models herself on Camilla Parker-Bowles. All Fionas are like that.

marthamoo · 19/09/2005 16:46

Wig Wam Bam has three poles sticking out of her head.

WigWamBam · 19/09/2005 16:46

Oh, poo - I tried so hard to disguise them as well ...

Fio2 · 19/09/2005 16:47

you have me down to a T moo

colditz · 19/09/2005 16:49

Spidermama wears organic kaftans

cod is all bluster... bet she wears pink woolly cardies and cries at casualty.

mascaraOhara sips gin at 10 in the morning

fairyfly · 19/09/2005 16:50

I reckon a few moan quite a lot in rl with a needy attitude and can't do much without ringing their husbands.

spidermama · 19/09/2005 16:50

Only those I've weaved myself and they have to be made of hemp.

marthamoo · 19/09/2005 16:53

Colditz has her own machine gun towers and barbed wire fences which she carries around everywhere.

colditz · 19/09/2005 16:54

well you have to when you ahve a two year old boy

dropinthe · 19/09/2005 16:56

Mascara better not be drinking gin at ten in the morning-she won't lose a pound a week doing that!

cadbury · 19/09/2005 16:59

Fio- you have insider information.

flamesparrow · 19/09/2005 17:00

Sorry Fio... I have a Shrek addict 2 yr old, so most Fiona's I think of are big and green!

cadbury · 19/09/2005 17:01

actually, flamesparrow, you aren't far off

MascaraOHara · 19/09/2005 17:02

YES I WILL!! the higher the alcohol content the fewer ther calories - I like Blue label vodka at the moment.

Besides it makes me eat less as I'm normally unconscious between 12 and 5pm

dropinthe · 19/09/2005 17:05

LOl! With big,black marks streaming down your face!

MascaraOHara · 19/09/2005 17:07

Yes usual.. on a bad day one of my falseys can end up wonky!

flamesparrow · 19/09/2005 17:09

Awww!

I know a girl who looks like Princess Fiona actually (and not in her human form) - always feel really cruel when I think it, but there is just some weird similarity there!!!

I'm always amazed at how many of you seem to think I'm a red head though... people always seem baffled when I'm not!

cod · 20/09/2005 11:33

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Bugsy2 · 20/09/2005 11:43

I'm a bit like KoalaBear and see people by their nicknames - just can't help it. Therefore Enid is 75 with grey hair and a tweed skirt, MascaraO'Hara is Irish with too much eye make up, Cod a big fish, SuzyWong is a Malaysian ladyboy etc etc
For me, it is not worth delving any deeper because I'd definitely get it wrong!!

Enid · 20/09/2005 11:45

I've always imagined Bugsy2 to have big buck teeth and floppy ears

handlemecarefully · 20/09/2005 11:46

lol at Malaysian ladyboy - snigger!

sansouci · 20/09/2005 11:48

There are a few MNers who are def. quite intelligent & don't suffer fools gladly: moondog, suzywong, morningpaper, even cod.

compo · 20/09/2005 11:49

hmc in real life would be quite scary

dinosaur · 20/09/2005 11:50

I've met quite a few mumsnetters now. Only one has really shocked me by being totally different in appearance to how I'd pictured her - but I'm not going to tell you who it was!

oliveoil · 20/09/2005 11:50

There are a lot of people who I would love to say 'of for goodness sake, get a bloody GRIP woman'. But I am too polite obviously.