Children say the wierdest/funniest things

[Poppett]

We all know that children say the funniest things my eldest has come out with some corkers. But quite recently she has been going into great detail about a house she used to live at and a pet rabbit she used to have - we have only lived at this house and we've never had a pet rabbit. Also not long after my grandad died when I would put her to bed she would ask me who was the man standing behind me, I never dismissed what she said as silly because you never really know do you?. Anyone else got any really funny or wierd things that thier children have said/done?

Azzie's dd reminds me of my ds (who is now 12!) He used to call daddy's unshaven chin 'spowchy' which seemed to us a wonderful description and has stuck in the family ever since. Does anyone else have childhood words that have become part of the family vocabulary. Another of ours was 'snuggly' for duvet.

My sister used to call raisins 'peebees' (don't know why), so that kind of stuck.

DS1 calls raisins ya-yas and although he can now say raisins we all call them ya-yas now.

Dh asked dd (3) if she had been a good girl for mummy today, she replied 'No Daddy I've been a Bl**dy pest'!!!!! Must mind my p's and q's

Girly

My little angel (3 years 10 months at the time) came up clutching his ribs, announcing "My tummy hurts, I think my bones are pinching me"

My ds just turned four told me he wanted "neeples" for tea!! as he loved them. after much questioning it turned out that he meant "meat balls" - the mind boggles.

what is the past tense of split?
Now I know.
It is splat.

girly

This threahas got me laughing so much!

DD, then about 18 months, on seeing a woman with lots (and i mean lots) of make-up on, shouted "look a clown". Luckily, she said it in French...

I meant this thread has. So much for previewing...

my sister called a hot water bottle a hoggle poggle - we still all call it that to this day

my ds asked me one morning to put the gladiator on,i said "dont even think about it!no way! youre too young for that, maybe when youre older ill put it on"he looked at me very sad and said "but mummy i`m cold now"
he obviously meant the radiator,bless!!

whilst looking for a new car , hubby was reading out the adverts " air con, passenger a/b and PAS"
i said " whats PAS"
he replied " passive aggressive steering!"
"hmmm i think not" i said " would that mean i sit back, put my arms behind my head and shout the bleedin' directions at the car?"

i know now its power assisted steering!

To name but 2
My DS3 was as asking about condensation on the bathroom mirror. Having given him an explanation of what it was he announced "Thomas the Tank has a station".
I had a miscarriage 2 weeks ago. Last week his hairdresser asked if he had any brothers or sisters. He told her that his baby had gone to the angels. Children can be so matter of fact but sweet.

Ba Ba Black sheep according to my dd:

ba ba black sheep avez vous de wool?
yes sir yes sir be careful
One nana master one nana lane
One nana little boy leeeee down the lane

mammya

My little brother (years ago now) was running into mum and dad's bedroom and tripped on the rug. As all kids do his forehead connected with the sharp square edge of the bed and it started bleeding. Mum and Dad took him off to the A&E in the car. On their way there he was so worried about the blood he asked if he was going to die. He was only about 4 at the time.

Another time when we had a power shortage he announced in the dark "we need to call the I can't see men"

Finally, when just after he started catching the school bus to school, it had all ages from 4 up to 12 on it, we were having dinner when he decided to announce that thick head rhymed with d*head. Needless to say he didn't get in trouble for this announcement as we were all laughing too much.