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Tea Room the Eleventh

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amberlight · 17/10/2009 10:52

Goodness, we seem to have run out of space on the other one!
I shall assume that we are still in the same premises as for Tea Room Ten for the moment until wiser people tell me otherwise!!

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MadBadandDangerousToKnow · 08/11/2009 19:14

Well, I think we should have some variety. We can't have Bolly every day, can we? Or can we?

I am utterly baffled by the too. Is it intended as an oblique reference to Gordon Brown's failure to disclose his favourite biscuit during the webchat, ie biscuit = silence?

I have seen some other lewd threads in which ladies have made their own (o)(o) boobies emoticon, although (frankly) I am envious of anyone who has had a baby and BF and can still achieve that level of, ahem, perkiness.

So, on tonight's champagne buffet, we have Bolly, Krug and Veuve Cliquot. All served by Mellors looking hunkier than ever in his dinner jacket. Please form a disorderly queue.

CMOTdibbler · 08/11/2009 19:38

Fabulous buffet tonight

Biscuit is indeed in ref to GBs webchat. My (o)(o) is due to not having a lot of norkage before bfing - so not being so inclined to droop.

Hope your back improves soon JM - it is soo miserable. I thought especially of you the other day, as we did our 90 minute shopping marathon in Chicago, and had to decide not to enter Sephora as it would take too long. Wore my lovely blusher all week, plus the blue mascara

JM - religion in my family is a funny thing. Mum went to catholic church regularly until I was about 5 (based on me rembering wearing a coat in church that I had then), and my brother was christened. Then it all got a bit complicated apparently, and she never went to any church again.

MadBadandDangerousToKnow · 08/11/2009 22:10
notquiteagymbunny · 08/11/2009 22:34

Hi there ladies! I too have read back and think I can summarise the past few days as babies, biscuits and bbs.

Catita, the little gatita is gorgeous!

Been a busy bunch here again, well apart from Friday night when gymgirlie and I collapsed on the sofa in a heap and the laptop remained off for a whole night {shock].

Went shopping 'en famille' yesterday, we needed to go and Get To The Bottom of out John Lewis account - dh had been happily sending the £5 a month for years, but had no idea how much of a balance we had. Turns out we were £87 in credit so we went straight to the Christmas department and bought a few new decorations .

Today I have been at a scrapbooking/crafty day - all day, just me and other like minded adults. Came home to dinner bubbling on the stove and gymgirlie tackling her homework. Lovely...

thumbwitch · 08/11/2009 23:18

RS, the temp here yesterday (when you asked) was about 18degrees. Requiring long legs and long sleeves but not socks. a bit warmer today, prob going to be 23 deg.

gymbuny, that must have been a nice surprise!

Krug here please...

Jacksmama · 09/11/2009 03:35

More Veuve for me please!

That turned into a fun thread on the [boobies].
I have to sadly admit that my s are looking a bit (.)(.). Didn't have much before JB. Got pregnant. Looked like I'd had some work done . Milk came in. Looked like a porn star [double]. Almost two years on, the volume has significantly deflated .

daisy99divine · 09/11/2009 13:30

Ha ha
love the droopy norks and the veuve
and Gatita is a poppet
uniS congrats on your family babe and lovely Boy with his pressie buying
Racing hurrah for lovely headmistress I think EW is going to thrive

poor St Agatha not only had her norks off then became patron saint of bell ringers, not so subtle eh?
lovely news of weekends, wave to cMOT, JM hope back better etc etc
CMOT amazing story of your mum she must have felt you were really precious
we had top weekend, DaisyBoy refused second firework party I went without him

Jacksmama · 09/11/2009 16:50

I must not have read far enough back - Racing, what is happening with your job? Daisy said "lovely headmistress" - I'm assuming good things?
I think that calls for more Veuve, personally

RacingSnake · 09/11/2009 16:59

Thumb, 23 or even 18 does not count as chilly!

Gymbunny, what a lovely day! Am quite.

Another (.)(.) here. Still, at least I had my brief year of glory!

RacingSnake · 09/11/2009 17:10

JM, a bit hazybabout time zones, but here it is sadly not quite time for La Veuve.

Job has settled down to a compromise - I get the hours I want but have to teach the classes they want (not a nice class, but hey, it's work).

Just wrote a long and friendly message to JM but my bloody keboard ate it; synopsis - hope you are feeling better about back and mum. Have a biscuit.

Jacksmama · 09/11/2009 19:33

If it's not early enough for La Veuve where you are it would be hideously inappropriate here . Well, maybe not if I add orange juice and call it a breakfast Mimosa [double].

Anyone else?

I'm glad you got a decent resolution to your job situation RS, it sounded awful.

UniS · 09/11/2009 19:44

I really MUST go and do school application

RacingSnake · 09/11/2009 21:03

Do you know by when school applications have to be in?

CMOTdibbler · 09/11/2009 21:26

It's the 22nd of January here, and can all be done online

daisy99divine · 09/11/2009 21:41

oh UniS that is great news about house! I shall start dragging bits of pine furniture into the middle of the Tea Room ready for you to move!

JM hope you are feeling better back and mum wise

My norks never really did much. Went from little to bigger (but only by comparison) so sort of squashed and droopy. Small droopy is the sort of saddest look of all. Bit like my tummy

Mind you, I once saw a woman who was breast feeding her baby while said baby was still on her back. Yup. She took a nork and clamped it under her armpit

JM it is always Veuve time in my book. Roll up your checked lumberjack sleeves and tuck in!

MadBadandDangerousToKnow · 09/11/2009 21:50

Excellent news about the UniAbode!

I am feeling just a teensy bit queasy at the thought of rear-facing norks. But not so queasy that I can't drink champagne.

Shall we toast the acceptance of UniS's offer?

RacingSnake · 09/11/2009 22:06

Absolutely. To the new UniAbode. Want to see pics on profile!
Speaking of which, have just put up pic of Wriggle rearranging Christmas because I love the photo so much. Wriggle in focus, which is rare, because she thinks running away from the camera is very funny.

MadBadandDangerousToKnow · 09/11/2009 22:17

Oh, Racing. That is such a lovely photo. She looks adorable. (And always such groovy clothes.)

[shallow emoticon]

daisy99divine · 09/11/2009 22:25

by the way, RAcing, I am currently trying to delay DAisyBoy to school until Jan or maybe skip reception altogether and go straight to year 1 - what do you think? Legally I don't have to go until Year 1 but they are being a big about it and also he will miss the "settling in" year
but so what?
but maybe it matters?
heck - advice Tea People?

Oh, I started this poist to say EW tooks totally great (Bambi looks alittle put upon !)

RacingSnake · 09/11/2009 22:28

I had to pay her in GummiBaerchen to keep the hat on (sent by French grandmother) for the photos, destined to be put on calender for same grandmother. Every time she finished sucking one, she took the wretched hat off. I am a bad parent. We caught ourselves discussing paying in bonbons for her to clean her teeth!

RacingSnake · 09/11/2009 22:30

Daisy, I am agonising about the same question www.mumsnet.com/Talk/2403/858527#17470907 See if anyone has any good answers!

notquiteagymbunny · 09/11/2009 22:41

Nothing like a bit of good old fashioned bribery persuasion, we do plenty of that here. That and promising activities will be done 'tomorrow' and hoping gymgirlie forgets them .

Been driving all day, went to a meeting in Bexhill on Sea, which meant 2.5 hours each way for an hour long meeting, helped I must say by about 6 episodes of the Radio 4 Friday night comedy podcast on my iopd transmitted through the radio. So I laughed through my boredom. Am feeling dead tired now, and am about to hit the sack with my book. I have a really bad pain in my shoulder which is starting to keep me awake and through the night. Consoled myself with promise of red hot shower on said shoulder in the morning, but our boiler is in the process of breaking down and we woke up with no hot water this morning. No heating either but cold shower was not welcome. Hopefully tomorrow I will wake up in a better mood. Sorry to moan

thumbwitch · 09/11/2009 22:50

Daisy!! at such long norks that anyone could do that...

RS, I know it sounds like I am cavilling unnecessarily but it dropped to 18 from 35 deg, so it did rather feel chillyish! I agree about the 23 though, and wasn't saying that was chillyish - I was back in 3/4 legs and short sleeves yesterday. Love the pics of Wriggle.

Hurrah for UniS' offer acceptance and hope it all goes through smoothly

Did I tell anyone that miniThumb was taught by his grandpa to say "cheers" and chink his milk cup with everyone? It is very cute [besotted mama emoticon]

MadBadandDangerousToKnow · 09/11/2009 23:38

at Thumb wearing short sleeves today. Today my hands went numb with cold at the bus stop.

Gymgirlie - I lurve Bexhill. I want to live in the de la Warr Pavilion.

Daisy - [The small print: My views are shaped by being the parent of MadBadBaby, who was a January school starter, who changed schools (and so went twice into a class which was well-established) and who has never been backward in coming forward, all three facts being germane to this discussion. Other opinions are available and the value of this opinion may go down as well as up] If I could have got MBB into school for September, I would have done - her last term at pre-school was rather bleak, because she missed her friends who'd gone to school and she was itching to go too. My view - I hesitate to offer advice as it's such a personal decision - is that it's bad enough being a January starter, as you are propelled into a class which has already been together for a term and is used to having a lot of one-to-one time with the teacher and may be resentful of (as they see it) interlopers. (Think older sibling with nose pushed out of joint by new baby and you've more or less got it). Socially and academically, the January starters are, in my view, at a double disadvantage because they're younger and have missed a term of school. It would be worse, I think, to skip YR altogether, and join the class in Y1 when the friendship groups will be pretty solid.

[Sotto voce] More on the academics. You have occasionally indicated, Daisy, that you are, ahem, keen for DaisyBoy's teachers to recognise his intellectual prowess. As are we all (no bushels in the tea room, remember). I fear that they may not if he skips YR. It is likely - any passing teachers can shoot contradict me now - that, unless he joins in Y1 reading, writing and counting as well as his peers, they will put him in the low ability groups, at least to start with, because they are grouped according to what they can do, rather than how smart they are. Is that important to you? How would the practicalities of deferring entry work out? Could he stay at pre-school/nursery for an extra term or year? Some, I think, boot out children who are school age, even if they're not going to school.

Anyway, I've wittered on for far too long. Hope this helps, even if only by convincing you to defer entry!

daisy99divine · 10/11/2009 01:30

Very interesting indeed MadBad thanks for that

It's a tough call and what I don't want is to keep him away from school on what is, if I am honest, my desire for him to be at home, not his to crack on with life

Interesting about "nost out of jont" I think however the Jans are kept in own group and then regroup for Y1 but good point about being left behind, I hadn't thought of that

OK with present nursery, they go to 5 and it was their suggestion to consider staying on - they would teach basic 3Rs there but in cosy environment he knows and with flexibility of half day and part time attendance rather than school which is 5 full days from start....

I don't really know, that's the truth

As to DaisyBoy's brightness he hasn't shown the CMOTtiddler desire to read or make sense of shapes, numbers, colours. Right now he is very keen to play (actively but not formally if you see what I mean) and TALK oh my goodness he wants to TALK

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