Hi everyone! Newbie here 😁

[Traloula]

After lurking for years, and having just read the ' poo crumbs' thread i decided it was time to join so i can get my 2 pence worth in!

Hello and thank ypu for leaving me with this lovely image...

Hi, I'm a newbie too (of about a week!) Didn't even know there was a newbies corner

You see! It is perfectly possible to sign up and post with a name other than userseventybazillion!

Welcome to posting on Mumsnet!

Poo crumbs? what am I missing?

Welcome to mumsnet!

I think that, given the topic that decided you to de-lurk, you'll fit right in.

Hullo

Hi everyone! I can imagine i definately will fit right in! That thread had me in tears, however it has got me pondering over my dh's beard. Im confident we are safe from poo crumbs on his ringer but theres occasions ive found the odd supernoodle on his face!

Welcome Traloula
I would Highly recommend** classics for all new posters,it's a good way to get acquainted with the site.

MissBeaHaving

Thanks for the 'Classics' recommendation. Have just read Penetration ManThink I may be here for some time!!

I cant find the classics section... am i being dim?

Traloula

Go to topics, type classics. You won't be disappointed

Thank you 😘

Hi everyone,,,,,, signing in for the first time. I guess I'm an older mum than most on here and hoping mumsnet will keep me young.

Well not to put too fine a point on it, I AM a Grandma too. Hey, lets hear it for the Grandmas!

Thanks for the welcome Usual. It's good to be here.

another newbie.

hello.

Anything I need to do or just post with abandon?

cool. thanks. No one bats an eyelid at some random new name showing up?

Welcome newbies

Just jump in. Be careful on AIBU. It can be 'robust'

You can't fucking swear on gransnet???? I did not know that. Bugger. Guess I better stay un grandsprogged!

Welcome all newbies.

Hey ladies! I'm new too! Still trying to get the hang of this :)