Weird /odd lyrics

[Glasgowgal200]

Hi, just wondering on what are the weirdest lyrics you have heard. One of mine is "what's she gonna look like with a chimney on her"!!!!!

Me? I'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk.

Wasn't that a wizard of oz ref? Dorothy's house landing on her? Or something.

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Chimney is slang for a black eye I believe

Pretty much all of “I Am The Walrus”

I’m as serious as cancer
when I say rhythm is a dancer

Take your seaside arms and write the next line

Chimney's rhyming slang for a black eye

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Agree about I am the Walrus and also a lot of John Anderson's stream of conscious lyrics from Yes songs.

All of Macarthur park

Also stuff that passed for normal back then and now seriously dodge...

When I kissed the teacher (abba)
Don't stand so close to me (Police)
Young girl (can't remember who sang it)
Many, many more

lSD probably had a bit to do with that.

I'm confused. How does chimney rhyme with black eye?

Judy in Disguise (John Fred & His Playboy Band)

"Judy in disguise, well that's what you are
A lemonade pie with your brand new car
Cantaloupe eyes come to me tonight
Judy in disguise, with glasses... "

70s song about cold lasagne and life's like a bowl of minestrone
That's about as much as I can remember.

The Pretenders, Hymn to Her. No clue what this is about -

Let me inside you
Into your room
I've heard it's lined with the things you don't show
Lay me beside you
Down on the floor
I've been your lover
From the womb to the tomb
I dress as your daughter
When the moon becomes round
You be my mother
When everything's gone

I don’t even know where to start

Do they know it's Christmas:

Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you.

Wtf?

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls, with bad intent.

Opening lines from Aqualung by Jethro Tull.

That's all sorts of fucked up.

10CC was the group. Life is a minestrone

Chimney Stack = Smack

Less convoluted than Harris (or 'aris) meaning arse 😂

I love that song! It’s about worshipping all the stages of womanhood as the Pagans see them: Maiden, Mother, Crone.

There's a song around now called Kill Bill, and it sounds very pleasant so I find myself singing along about killing the singer's ex, and the ex's new girlfriend, and doing this while sober (no drugs)...and then I think what the fuck am I singing? This is not okay!

Macarthurs park is weird
lucy in the sky with diamonds bit like hotel California you'll never convince me that they don't make more sense when you're smacked off your tits