50 ways to dispose of a placenta:
The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle you mentla
There must be fifty ways to leave your Placenta
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
So I repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your placenta, fifty ways to leave your placenta
Chorus:
Just stick it in the bin, Jim, stick in a stew, Hugh,
Get rid of the placentaaaaa, just listen to me
defrost it from the deep freeze, You can do it with great ease,
Get rid of the organ, and get yourself free
She said it grieves me so to get rid of this thing,
I wish there was something I could do to make you think it doesn't ming,
I said, I appreciate that, then would you please explain about the placenta frozen in your freezer?
She said, why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe, in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she posted a thread on mumsnet and I knew that she was right,
There must be fifty ways to leave your placenta, fifty ways to leave your placenta....
Chorus:
Just stick it in the bin, Jim, stick in a stew, Hugh,
Get rid of the placentaaaaa, just listen to me
defrost it from the deep freeze, You can do it with great ease,
Get rid of the organ, and get yourself free