To want to ban these phrases (not light-hearted - this would be my first act as dictator)

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"I'm reaching out" - no, you are contacting me by email

"it broke me" - no, it made you a bit sad

"Picky bits tea" - just no

Oh god yes, this too.

I thought this one was just me - it's so revolting! Trying to make greed sound cute...

You’re my kind of despote, I approve

Smashing it.
Crushing it.
Killing it.
Girl boss.
Boss babe.

🙄

Usually at the end of some illiterate diatribe inexplicably punctuated with ‘lol’ and cry-laughing emojis.

Misuse of the word vintage.

Referring to Internet shopping as sourcing.
The teen phrase 'its giving'
Making memories (you form long term ones during sleep, not whilst simply getting on with your day - no matter how nice that day is).

Also hate this, sounds so ridiculous.

A red lip, indeed 😂

I'm happy I'm not the only one. The pronouns thing underneath your job title in the work email.
No, no and no. I refuse tu add underneath my name she/her

Family.

I use partner! We've been together for 28 year's & it feels odd calling him my boyfriend. What can I use? I don't want to be one of these people 🤣. I'm loving this thread.

😂

It’s giving <sigh>

My teenagers love this one.

Its giving me intense feelings of anger, is what it’s giving.

Haven’t read everything so apologies if I’m repeating, but…

”Little man”

No.

Agreed. I worked with someone who asked us all to request AL folder the holibob folder.

"Can I get"

Big
Little
Literally

Oooh, I find myself agreeing with just about every one of these.

Can I add “from the get-go”? What does that even mean? You don’t start a race by shouting “Ready…Get…Go”?

Also “Imma”. I think it means “I’m going to” but I could be wrong. Anyway, it’s “super annoying” 😂

Baby mamma/daddy
Living his/her/my best life
Any office/email phrases
Lunch
Anything cheeky
Footballs coming home

If you've heard that on websites as youtube, that's solely to stop the video being demonetised.

The word 'poorly', I hate hearing adults say it.

A work one; " let's take it offline". Ugh!

When grown ups use childish sayings

”it’s a bit blowy out”

“careful it’s a bit slippy” SLIPPERY

”is your tummy ok?”

”how are all the mummies?”

“You won the internet today” 🙄

It’s just Scottish. You hear it there all the time. South of the border not so much, but dialect shifts from place to place.