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Help? I've acquired a very young kitten?

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softplayfail · 20/10/2022 16:21

We've had a female cat visiting in the garden for about 7 months. We actually thought she belonged to someone but we discovered she had no home and was a stray. We were planning on catching her a couple of months ago but she disappeared. Anyway she reappeared and had a litter in my garden. Well I say litter. One kitten. Numerous attempts to catch her have all failed. She was happy to take food from anyone but would never let us touch her

Mum cat was found dead on the side of the road this morning. I feel so guilty as it is.

Anyway I've got the kitten inside. It's pissing it down. He's soaked. At a guess I'd say he's at most 6 weeks. He's been eating the food we've left for mum. He fits in the palm of my hand. I know nothing about cats really. Especially one this small

So I've booked him into the vets tomorrow. Earliest appointment

I have a 2 year old and a husband in bed from an appendicitis emergency.
So I'm on my own really

So questions
What do I do?
What do I feed him?
I've dried him with a towel and he's now all fuzzy but he's screaming murder

My 2 year old won't leave him alone but I can't split them cos she can't be left alone and he's like a tiny little thing. Any suggestions? Could I put him in a box for now? Just so he can sleep without being poked

Ok I don't know what to do.

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softplayfail · 03/11/2022 08:53

Morning from Peppa

Help? I've acquired a very young kitten?
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cheeseybeans19 · 03/11/2022 08:56

Good morning Peppa from Monty and Murphy

Help? I've acquired a very young kitten?
OrangePumpkinLobelia · 03/11/2022 08:58

aaaah! My insides went all squishy. [frantically googles cats protection near us]

spiderlight · 03/11/2022 15:07

The cuteness!! The cuteness!! Peppa loooks as if he's doing well.

softplayfail · 03/11/2022 18:35

So we might be getting another kitten. We have a telephone appointment with cats protection to discuss our application

Well this escalated

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 03/11/2022 18:39

And I quote 'I'll be the first to admit I'm not a massive cat fan'
😹😹😹😹😹

Soubriquet · 03/11/2022 18:40

softplayfail · 03/11/2022 18:35

So we might be getting another kitten. We have a telephone appointment with cats protection to discuss our application

Well this escalated

This is hilarious and cute

softplayfail · 03/11/2022 18:43

3 weeks ago me would be so disgusted. Current me is being used as a pillow and thinking of names for our potential new member of the family
I might have a problem

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Soubriquet · 03/11/2022 18:45

I reckon cats come lined with drugs that infect us and make us all dopey and soft.

However, it needs to be George for a boy and Suzie for a girl

OrangePumpkinLobelia · 03/11/2022 18:50

softplayfail · 03/11/2022 18:43

3 weeks ago me would be so disgusted. Current me is being used as a pillow and thinking of names for our potential new member of the family
I might have a problem

I see no problem here.

Wink

aaah how lovely.

ShakeYourFeathers · 03/11/2022 19:00

This is the best thread I've followed for a while. Every update from the Op gets better and better

CatChant · 03/11/2022 19:05

@softplayfail Lovely Peppa has you wound around every one of his adorable tiny paws!

That’s the way it should be. Welcome to the world of crazy cat ladies. Soon you’ll be wondering how you ever lived without your feline friends.

Best of luck in the hunt for Peppa’s playmate. Smile

LeMoo · 03/11/2022 19:14

softplayfail · 03/11/2022 18:43

3 weeks ago me would be so disgusted. Current me is being used as a pillow and thinking of names for our potential new member of the family
I might have a problem

It's not even been 3 weeks op!
In other news, you're my favourite mumsnetter

Blowyourowntrumpet · 03/11/2022 19:30

This is just brilliant. Another little kitten for Peppa to play with

Toddlerteaplease · 03/11/2022 20:58

@softplayfail Is that the 4 month old you mentioned? You have to call it George.

CuriousEats · 03/11/2022 22:38

I'm loving this thread.

If its white, what about Salt?
Then Peppa can become Pepper.

ShakeYourFeathers · 03/11/2022 22:54

CuriousEats · 03/11/2022 22:38

I'm loving this thread.

If its white, what about Salt?
Then Peppa can become Pepper.

Or what about Chilli so Chilli Pepper

Toddlerteaplease · 03/11/2022 23:45

softplayfail · 02/11/2022 15:34

@Soubriquet I'd honestly like to say this isn't true but I never wanted a cat full stop..and I've just ordered him a personalised Christmas stocking so you know

How did I miss this! OP I love you!

LeMoo · 04/11/2022 00:36

ShakeYourFeathers · 03/11/2022 22:54

Or what about Chilli so Chilli Pepper

Sal is Latin for salt so Sally could work

softplayfail · 04/11/2022 10:13

We have been told to shortlist it to no more than 3 cats to think about. There's a 4 month old boy and 2 13 week old females. I've told my husband and my heart we are only getting one.
Peppa is chasing his tail not aware of the stress I'm going thru to get him a feline friend.
On another note I woke up this morning to a toddler on one side saying good morning mummy and Peppa chewing my hair bobble on the other.

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SoupDragon · 04/11/2022 10:24

We have been told to shortlist it to no more than 3 cats to think about.

We have been told to shortlist it to no more than 3 cats to take home

LeMoo · 04/11/2022 10:59

I've told my husband and my heart we are only getting one.

Until those eyes and tiny and paws get you!

I love everything about your update! And what a wonderful way to wake up 😍

LeMoo · 04/11/2022 10:59

*tiny noses and paws

LeMoo · 04/11/2022 11:06

@softplayfail you really to add to this thread:
www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_litter_tray/4666409-i-am-such-a-cat-slave?reply=121253782

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 04/11/2022 11:13

So it's Peppa and two 13 week old girls then?