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Things that are actually pretty weird when you think about them?

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PutItInYourPocket · 28/10/2020 20:33

I've just been thinking about this as I've been lay in the bath.

I'm currently pregnant and baby goes mad when I'm in the bath and I was watching him kicking and squirming inside me and just thought... This is actually pretty odd when you think about it. I have a living thing that's moving around inside me!

A friend had to have a blood transfusion not so long ago and she can't think about that for long without feeling squeamish that someone else's blood was inside her!

What other things do you find strange when you really think about them?

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SunshineCake · 29/10/2020 13:35

@PutItInYourPocket

On the pet thing... How am I so connected to this other species that I can't even speak to?

I can't talk to my dog but he still feels like company? How I'm genuinely happy to see this little creature that I can't speak to and who doesnt really do anything and he's also happy to see me, even though we have no idea what the other is thinking/saying. We can't properly communicate but we sort of can on some weird level. Do I just sound like a crazy dog lady or do others understand? 😂

My animals talk to me... My cat has said hello and mum as well as miaow Grin.

My dog uses paw signals.

littlebillie · 29/10/2020 13:36

Nail polish

LindaEllen · 29/10/2020 13:38

This comment isn't supposed to upset anyone so I apologise if it offends ..

.. But, organised religion baffles me sometimes.

I was brought up to believe in God, but didn't go to church regularly. We sang hymns and said a few prayers at school but it wasn't necessarily rammed down our throats. My dad liked going to church at Christmas.

The older I got, the more amazed I was that people genuinely believed in what I would suggest is the adult version of Santa. He knows if you're good or bad, and your behaviour decides your fate.

I used to sit in church on Christmas Day and look at the people in front of me, all chanting the same lines in prayers like a bunch of robots, sitting there while some guy tells them that they must be good and not 'sin' or they'll burn in hell.

I also hate the term 'god fearing'. I hate that people go through their lives being 'good people' to avoid hell rather than because it's just nice to be kind to other people.

I think the general premise of religion at its most basic level is okay - be good people, don't hurt other people etc. But enforcing it through fear is wrong.

And then there's the issue of how people can believe in a god that there is no evidence for. Why is our god right, yet all the gods from the other religions are wrong?

The idea of 'God' comes from a time going back millennia when things happened - like thunder, famine, illness - that we couldn't explain, and the thought of some big man in the sky making it happen seemed plausible, because it was the best explanation they had. Now, we have science to explain more and more things every day, yet somehow the idea of God lives on.

And there is SO MUCH money in the church. And so much war fought in the name of religion.

And yet still people attend church week after week - sometimes more often than that - to sit and chant with others about how they promise to be Good People so they don't piss off the big guy and end up burning in hell.

It is so so so fucking wrong.

TakemedowntoPotatoCity · 29/10/2020 13:43

The fact that despite us all being so connected these days , different places still have their own languages.
That if you are born and grow up anywhere you will speak the language perfectly, no matter how incomprehensible it may seem to others. I'm white British but would speak and write Chinese fluently had I grown up in China. Mind boggling.
another language one. As baby our brains are a totally blank canvas. People are impressed by bilingualism but there would be nothing stopping a child becoming completely proficient in 4,5,6 diverse languages if they learnt them equally from birth.

Someone mentioned factories. This is also completely mindblowing yes. Not only that everything is made in a factory, but the engineering skill that has gone into designing everything in the factory to make that one particular thing quickly, on a mass scale. the program Inside The Factory really opened my eyes. There must even be factories that make factory parts!

Sideorderofchips · 29/10/2020 13:45

How what I think is so different and that my version of events is the only version because everyone sees things differently.

firstimemamma · 29/10/2020 13:59

I find disposable nappies weird. 8 million little tiny packages thrown away every day in this country. Completely normalised and accepted whereas I just can't get my head around it. Where do they all go? What happens when the landfill sites get too full? Why is it normal yet to make a pair of socks out of paper then throw them away after one wear weird? So many questions!

Eckhart · 29/10/2020 14:02

@Bettina500

I started compiling a list of things we don't have a word for in English.

So far, I only have: Those things you blow at parties, that unfurl lengthways and whistle; the thing you put between your shopping and the next person's shopping on the conveyor belt at the supermarket till; another one I can't remember.

Can anybody think of any others?

Kalula · 29/10/2020 14:03

@MaraScottie

Earrings. The fact we decorate our head-protrusions with bits of metal that dangle.
Yes, and why are they called ear rings when they are not always in ring form? Often times they are studs or dangly pieces, or pearls, but we don't blanket call them earstuds or eardanglies or earpearls.
firstimemamma · 29/10/2020 14:09

Babies are weird. Don't get me wrong I love them but when you see on tv horses and sheep giving birth, the babies are born then just get up and walk - just like that! Human babies are so weak and defenceless in comparison.

Eckhart · 29/10/2020 14:14

Human babies are so weak and defenceless in comparison

They are, and for a long time I considered this to be a human failing. But dogs, cats, birds and lots of other creatures are the same. Utterly useless to start with, unless you count 'cute' as a useful function...

OldEvilOwl · 29/10/2020 14:14

Oysters - who decided to eat them? They look disgusting

OldEvilOwl · 29/10/2020 14:22

Acting. Whole films/programmes about people pretending to be other people doing completely made us stuff. Then they get awards for doing it which is basically a lump of metal on a bit of wood

OldEvilOwl · 29/10/2020 14:29

*made up stuff

TheMostHappy · 29/10/2020 14:33

Clapping- just banging our hands together as a sign of approval. Absolutely absurd. See also; waving, dancing.

RiftGibbon · 29/10/2020 14:33

[quote Pjsandbaileys]@rosegoldivy I've often what language a person who is truly bilingual has an their inner voice. Say a polish person living in England and in there dreams if I appear do I speak English or Polish. My children have friends who were born here but parents don't really speak English but their first language would be English as they only really use their parents native language when speaking to them. How ever the first language they learned was their parents. This thread is making my head hurt but it's the best one in ages 😊[/quote]
I know a bilingual Welsh woman and asked her whether she thought in English or Welsh. She said it depended on who she was with, and what language was being spoken at the time.

LookToTreblesGoingTreblesGone · 29/10/2020 14:43

The brain. It's made of something tangible that you could actually touch, but how does it "think"? How does something grey and fairly solid "hold" memories?

firstimemamma · 29/10/2020 14:48

@Eckhart good point. I forgot about puppies! Oh and 'cute' is definitely a useful function Wink

Cantaloupeisland · 29/10/2020 15:47

@12frogsincoats I've thought this too, it's so weird! And who decides what is 'wrong' or not as it's ever changing- like we look back at some of the horrible things people did to each other in the past and say they're awful, but did people then think they were awful? And if they didn't does that mean these things were ok? mental!

Eckhart · 29/10/2020 15:55

@PutItInYourPocket

Do I just sound like a crazy dog lady or do others understand

Both...

KenzoBaby · 29/10/2020 16:34

@Kalula
Your exact question about marriage/heaven is answered in the Bible - basically there are no husbands/wives in heaven.

And Sadducees came to him, who say that there is no resurrection. And they asked him a question, saying, 19 “Teacher, Moses wrote for us that if a man's brother dies and leaves a wife, but leaves no child, the man[e] must take the widow and raise up offspring for his brother. 20 There were seven brothers; the first took a wife, and when he died left no offspring. 21 And the second took her, and died, leaving no offspring. And the third likewise. 22 And the seven left no offspring. Last of all the woman also died. 23 In the resurrection, when they rise again, whose wife will she be? For the seven had her as wife.”

24 Jesus said to them, “Is this not the reason you are wrong, because you know neither the Scriptures nor the power of God? 25 For when they rise from the dead, they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven. 26

Graphista · 29/10/2020 16:41

Have a look at David Crystals works, some fascinating stuff.

I have, as I say I've studied this but so much of it is theory as languages developed so long ago we'll never REALLY Know EXACTLY eg why one alphabet is one way and another totally different. Why even with the same alphabet certain words, letters etc are pronounced and used differently in different languages even when they're closely related. So much of it developed organically it's hard to trace exact roots.

I am trained in BSL so I find your comments on Nicaraguan sign language fascinating. When learning I was also surprised to learn how very different American Sign Language is to BSL.

there is an argument that English is not a true language but a Creole. It steals words and grammar from other languages

Yes I said pretty much the same upthread. I do find it very amusing and ill informed when people online especially on mn correct other people's spelling and grammar and such and even denigrate their use of English when the other poster is eg from USA usually at some point saying something like "use proper English!" When of course there's really no such thing!

When I lived overseas as an adult (I'd lived there before as a pre-verbal/barely verbal child but don't really remember) I was worried about the language barrier as at that time I only had some schoolgirl french that I'd not used in years! This was also prior to my studying the English language and so I knew very little about European language history.

As it turned out my knowledge of Scots Gaelic came in very handy! That will have confused a few of you reading!

Turns out they're all Germanic languages and I was able to fairly quickly pick up enough to get by just from my previous knowledge of Scots Gaelic, I learned more the longer I lived there of course as immersion and necessity REALLY helps! Early on I got on the wrong bloody bus! To find my way to getting the RIGHT bus home involved using a mish mash of the few Dutch words I'd picked up already, a few french, and a few Gaelic! Fuck knows what people witnessing that conversation would have thought!

Being a Scot I also found it easier to pronounce certain words too, as I could pronounce guttural sounds eg ch as in loch or rhotic r etc

This actually caused me problems as my pronunciation made it seem as if I were a fluent speaker at times and then the other person would be like "great I can speak as fast and as dialectically as I like!" And blether away at me as I looked  and then went "sorry can you say that again slower" which confused them!

I fear you and I @sashh Could blether on about this all day and then some!

Where my fascination REALLY lies and I'd LOVE to indulge in studying properly is idioms and proverbs etc

Having lived all over the Uk, Western Europe and having friends and family all over the world I LOVE when someone tells me about a new idiom or similar that they've discovered and the meaning and history behind them. They are the very definition of language being culture led AND vice versa

Just think of the bizarre ones in the English language alone

Raining cats and dogs
Fish out of water
Fit as a fiddle etc.

Totally nonsensical!

When I did my first trip to France as part of a school exchange programme (don't think you'd get away with THAT these days, living in a strange families home, likely no background check and a language barrier!) and was amazed to learn that other languages had idioms etc too.

The daughter I was matched with was a moody mare and while fighting with her older sister who I got along great with she said something I couldn't make head or tail of and thought I'd simply made a mistake. I ended up asking one of the other exchange students when we next met and they laughed and said no mistake I had it right it was an idiom. Something about running on her beans iirc which meant she was driving her nuts/making her angry.

FitzsFool · 29/10/2020 17:08

Music.
I mean what actually IS it? Random noises that make you feel stuff.
What makes music sound sad?
I mean, yes minor chords and all that but why are they SAD???

This and pretty much all the things said so far!!!

Eckhart · 29/10/2020 17:22

@Graphista

use proper English!" When of course there's really no such thing

There is always a current 'proper' English, but it's fluid and ever-changing. Bit like how facts change according to scientific developments. The fact that it's fluid doesn't mean that if a person starts rytin lyk vis, their version is as correct as writing like this. But if a million people do it, the rules of 'proper English' get pulled that way.

There's also considerably less respect for the rules than there used to be, so rytin proper and grammaring doesn't matter as much as it did.

poppy990 · 29/10/2020 17:34

I can’t think about how many people the water we drink has already passed through. It’s grim when you think about it

Henio · 29/10/2020 17:40

@TheFutureIs

And on a deeper level, all the atoms in our bodies have existed since the beginning of the universe
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