To have told colleague I'd would do a poo

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Most embarrassing day of my life - I have sent an email to a young male Collegue saying these exact words 'OK I will do a POO'

Now what I should have said was 'ok I will raise a PO' (purchase order) but in my rush I typed the above am I'm just mortified- he did place my order so he knew what I really meant and he hasn't said anything about it but I'm so embarrassed

Loving the 12 hour shits and being too busty to go to a meeting

@purplecorkheart. I don’t know....Of course people skim read and the mind will see the word it expects to see....but even then, a caps lock POO seems likely to be spotted.

I work in special educational needs and once signed an email to a senco “best retards”

I work in IT and once got a very snotty email from a colleague complaining about the laptop he'd been given.

Apparently his hard dick was too small and he wanted a bigger one.

I wrote "Death, Dr so-and-so" on an email yesterday, instead of "Dear Dr so-and-so".

Or rather, I think I wrote "Deat" and autocorrect fixed it to "Death," rather than "Dear".

Because that's, like, totally the normal way to start an email!

Similar to earlier post, I’ve begun an email asking a favour with the phrase “I know you’re incredibly busty.”

And I frequently tell people that I'm just going to have a look in the dairy.

I once received an email about my daughter's friend's lost fucksack. They were about 8.

@ItalianinLondon

Gird yourself, there might be a Purchase Order in there....

OP it could have been worse. You could have said

I'll do a POO for you.

If that's "the most embarrassing" day of your life, you're very lucky!

Thank you all - you have made me feel much better about my little faux pas

Still worried about what Ryan in procurement is thinking about me though

I was writing ‘I can’t face my manager’ (context:,wearing this shirt stained in soup) in an email on a sticky keyboard while juggling phone calls and a useless intern and wrote my cuntface manager ... he was the sweetest elderly man about to retire and I had a lot of grovelling to do afterwards because the recipient (who was a cuntface) reported new for it. He was so disappointed in me knowing such language. His replacement Upon retirement claimed to have promoted me for it so I can’t complain.

I once SAID in a work meeting: "But if we are shortly going to be purchasing Shite do we need to give new recruits conference call facilities?"

I meant Skype.

There was once an advert placed in my workplace which attracted a "shit allowance" .

And a letter was sent asking someone to sing and return his contract. To his credit he rang up and sang the contract down the phone!

Any queers please let me know,

(The shame

'too busty to attend a meeting'

Haha OP and other Ps :) Tell him it was just a typoo.
Jo

I was very nearly sent a letter to a client where in its contents I’d referred to the Office of the Pubic Guardian.

I’ve been a secretary/legal assistant for nearly 20 years and that’s the worst I’ve done. Caught it in time though

Once, not was!

Bet none of you have accidentally called your boss ‘dad’ though or ended a phone call with a client with ‘love you bye’

Someone once sent me an email from a company meaning to say “Good afternoon” but she typed “Good afterboob.” I thought it was great and emailed back to say so but never heard from them again.

I have to be careful signing emails as my name autocorrects to Shat On when on my phone!