Live CF parking thread (with diagram!)

[lovesapinot]

So NC for this as not sure if neighbours are on here.

I am off today & woke up to the sound of doors banging and loud voices.

Have a glance out of bedroom window & there are 2 vans & a land rover parked on my ACTUAL drive!

Now I guess it's easily mistaken as a public car park so don't say anything immediately but once I'm up and toddler is dressed I go downstairs to see.

My next door neighbours are away on holiday. But of a weird driveway as their house has its own but it's round the back of ours and ours is at front so if you use sat nav it brings you to ours as their house is other side of our driveway ifyswim.

Diagram to show you what I mean.

Anyway they are unloading tools etc onto big sheets on my drive and walking over grass to neighbours

I said to them it was a private drive and could they move onto neighbours and they said they won't be long

I was too shocked to say much more than 'no please move now'

Grrrrrrr!

All this because he couldn’t bear to move when a woman asked him.

Good on your DH!

I fucking love your DH and FIL!!

Superstars the pair of them!

LOL brilliant.

Please take a picture of twat van man sitting in his van all annoyed 😂

FIL is a hero too, invite him in for a beer; then he can’t drive his big van 😉

Haha! Love it.

So has FIL come in for a cuppa? Isn’t he diabetic? Low blood sugars? He must have a cuppa and a biscuit before he can drive again surely...

Please don't let him out until lots of the local FB people have been round to point and laugh at him!

And all he had to do was put his hands up to being an arse but he couldn't even do that and tried to blame you! I would leave the fucker there all night for his lack of apology

Sadly he sounds the sort of twat not to learn from this. When it’s over please name and shame the company!

Wonder if he's getting paid overtime 😂

Serves him bloody right and well down FIL

CP plastering?

Are the letters rap missing from the middle of that?

This is incredible. You've cheered me right up after a shitty day!!

This is brilliant, please can you do a diagram of mr van man and fil van and van and HERODH etc etc. Thankyou.

Just googled CP plastering and there are loads of them. Don't suppose you could give vague location could you op?

This is excellent 😂

lovesapinot
I had some good news today which made me happy but your thread is absolutely the icing on my cake! (pictures not as good as yours)
Wonderful!
Go team pinot

Fab thread and I am now updating DH who is loving it also!

This is definitely thread of the year material!

You have made my day!

How totally ridiculous, why does someone think they can do that 🤦‍♀️

Love your FIL, he derserves a few beers.
Of course he wouldn’t be able to drive then.

Oooh just read all your updates OP. I am seething for you! What a CF!

What a family of heroes. It's about time that these sort of entitled people were taught a lesson.

Of course, I'm sure you'll move 'in a minute'

Most excellent and awesome outcome.

Cheeky fecker should have just buffered off when asked (at 8 am or thereabouts)

Sadly he sounds the sort of twat not to learn from this.

More fool him. I hope that it happens to him over and over again until he does damn well learn.

I don't think he should be let out until he's made a fulsome and grovelling apology to the OP. And I'm secretly hoping the DM lift this for a story in their filthy rag, just to share the schadenfreude.