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Crematorium Technician here

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CodLiverOil556 · 31/05/2018 13:11

I see lots of threads about cremations and Crematoria. I'm currently a crem tech so please ask me questions and I will endeavor to answer them.

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kateandme · 01/06/2018 15:15

have you ever had anyone try to stop a relative being cremated.or break ins.
do you do animals?

Mibby16 · 01/06/2018 15:45

Thank you ILoveKermit

Have requested this is moved to Classics :)

Firstdatesfear · 01/06/2018 15:49

Wow, what a thread!

When my Grandma was cremated last year, we put the ashes of her dead cat in with her, it it’s little coffin as she was an ancient Egypt fan so it seemed a little fitting. They took them without a problem.

Zaphodsotherhead · 01/06/2018 16:01

Thank you catinboots. I'm fine, really.

ChimpyChops · 01/06/2018 16:38

What an interesting thread, thankyou Kermit. I work in end of life care and it fascinates me what happens after they leave us. The undertakers I have dealt with have always been very respectful when coming to collect a person, they speak to them with their proper names and so gently.

We have a chance to go and have a tour of a local funeral parlour and I am going to see if we can also set up a tour or certainly a talk at the local crematorium too.

UpstartCrow · 01/06/2018 16:55

@ILoveKermit Your thread has been interesting and informative, thanks for posting.

CodLiverOil556 · 01/06/2018 16:57

@Pebbles789 we put ashes in a suitable container to be either collected by family or funeral director. We can put them in an urn or casket if asked to.

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CodLiverOil556 · 01/06/2018 16:58

@Puzzledandpissedoff I've never known slots to be held and normally the religion that this applies to are buried anyway. I have known a grave to be dug on a Saturday ready for Sunday.

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CodLiverOil556 · 01/06/2018 16:59

@ciderhouserules we don't reuse heat but I've always thought it's a fabulous idea as the heat is wasted.

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CodLiverOil556 · 01/06/2018 17:02

@catinboots9 I know age/name/ashes instructions and date of death. That's all I need to know however I also work in the office so know cause of death.

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CodLiverOil556 · 01/06/2018 17:03

@Jenasaurus I believe you would be buried intact but after cremation yes it would be removed and either recycled or returned to your family.

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CodLiverOil556 · 01/06/2018 17:05

@SofieMonde we don't have a button as such but I have had someone ask if they could close the door but I couldn't let them unfortunately as it was too close to cremator.

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CodLiverOil556 · 01/06/2018 17:07

@makingmiracles chances are that wasn't the funeral that you had just been too but I'm very sorry you had to see that. Sometimes things are put into coffins that we don't see and we have to trust funeral directors.

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CodLiverOil556 · 01/06/2018 17:08

@kateandme yes we've had people try to break in but more for gardening tools. And no we don't do animals out cremator is for humans only.

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CodLiverOil556 · 01/06/2018 17:09

@ChimpyChops please do as you'll find it very interesting.

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Pupsiecola · 01/06/2018 17:10

@ciderhouserules is this the article?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-23104502

Excitedforxmas · 01/06/2018 17:36

When my baby died years ago I was told the baby might be put on top of another coffin for cremation - would this have been correct as no ashes were given back

Mimsy123 · 01/06/2018 17:37

Is it true that if I people are late to a cremation, you can put the deceased on a low-light until everyone arrives?

NorksAreMessy · 01/06/2018 17:39

Thank you kermit

Sadly we have lost an Aunty, MIL, FIL stepMIL and a family friend all in the last two years. Each of them was cremated, and although I was curious, there was never a right time to ask ‘so what happens now?’

Thank you for being so kind and respectful. You have made me a bit tearful.

Buxtonstill · 01/06/2018 17:40

What an interesting thread. I hope it gets moved to classics. Thanks OP

HappenedForAReisling · 01/06/2018 17:41

Do you have any thoughts about the alkaline hydrolysis 'water cremation'? Seems to take longer, and not used here because effluent not approved for going into sewers (yet). Personally, I'd rather go up the chimney than down the drain..........

I'm hoping that's available when I pop my clogs because that's my chosen method.

Icanttakemuchmore · 01/06/2018 17:42

Hi. You said pins plates etc are removed from the ashes before they're cremated but they're not ashes until the cremation so do you actually cut the pins plates etc out of the body before cremation?

Topseyt · 01/06/2018 17:45

Ican, I think she meant after cremation but before the bones go into the cremulator to be ground to ash.

I could be wrong.

CodLiverOil556 · 01/06/2018 17:45

@Excitedforxmas I really hope not. Sometimes we can't get any ashes after a baby but we endeavor to.

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CodLiverOil556 · 01/06/2018 17:47

@Mimsy123 the coffin is put on a catafalque during the funeral so hasn't even gone into the crematory yet so no that's not right.

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