And it came to pass that a decree went out from the Queen of Sheba the husband of Hannah (for she was a goatherd and she could not read of the scripture) that the royal tribe, including the Queen's servants and even her husband, a keeper of apes of the skies, would be visited upon her son Goldenboy and his lowly wife Hannah when their firstborn was due.
Hannah, who was great with child, made a great wailing and gnashing of her teeth, rending her garments into twain. But the great chief Goldenboy heard her not, for he was also a servant to the queen.
Yea, Hannah led her goats up to a high pasture and there she made loud voice and oaths across the valleys, offering Satan the services of the great queen, for was she not already his handmaiden?
Hannah came again to her encampment and made ready for the arrival of the Queen. Verily the camp shone in the sunlight with no smirch to be found. Yet, brethren, when the hour came for the Queen to arrive and make judgment upon the work of Hannah it was called a midden and there was no health in it.
Such it was in the time of the prophets and shall be evermore.
But it came to pass in those days that Hannah, becoming a mighty trader of goats, plagued not her sons to receive visits or tributes from her unless such ceremony was agreed upon. When she at last shuffled off this mortal coil, the sons and wives of her children made great sorrow and gave up praise.